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You're at the renaissance faire when this guy slaps your

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Anonymous
2016-07-06 23:56:15 Post No. 30526042
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 23:56:15 Post No. 30526042 [Report]

You're at the renaissance faire when this guy slaps your squire and readies his coup de grace.

How do you respond?

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Anonymous 2016-07-06 23:58:24 Post No.30526067
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 23:58:24 Post No.30526067 [Report]

I trust my squire to take him down since that's the whole point of the lad's martial training.

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Anonymous 2016-07-06 23:59:12 Post No.30526074
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>>30526042

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 00:00:10 Post No.30526088
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Anonymous 2016-07-07 00:00:10 Post No.30526088 [Report]

>>30526042
I whip out the ballista I've been CCinga and magdump

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 00:00:24 Post No.30526092
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Anonymous 2016-07-07 00:00:24 Post No.30526092 [Report]

Honestly, I'd likely be killed because once I saw him I'd be laughing too hard to fight back.

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 00:00:29 Post No.30526095
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Anonymous 2016-07-07 00:00:29 Post No.30526095 [Report]

>>30526042
>renaissance faire
tell him he fights like a cow, walk away and continue enjoying my shrooms

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 00:01:13 Post No.30526101
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>>30526042

I'm thinking my trusty blunderbuss will make him think twice.

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 00:01:43 Post No.30526104
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>>30526074
leaf blade best blade

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 00:02:57 Post No.30526116
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>>30526042
>>30526074
If the spear doesn't work, I will just introduce him to female scorn and disgust. He will need to get accustomed to the experience.

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 00:03:18 Post No.30526122
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>>30526104
A FUCKING LEAF

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 00:03:29 Post No.30526124
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Anonymous 2016-07-07 00:06:18 Post No.30526156
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>>30526042
>rennisance faire
Pic related
>>30526101
>firearm
The correct answer.
>>30526116
>implying he doesn't already feel the sting of rejection daily.

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 03:11:13 Post No.30528272
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>>30526042
I just stand by as a stiff breeze knocks the skeleton down.

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 03:12:37 Post No.30528293
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Anonymous 2016-07-07 03:12:37 Post No.30528293 [Report]

>>30526042
Throw pool balls at him. Or heavy rocks.

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 03:21:13 Post No.30528391
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Anonymous 2016-07-07 03:21:13 Post No.30528391 [Report]

>>30526088
>not backstabbing with the balista

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 03:22:08 Post No.30528400
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>>30526042
Thou hast fondled thy last rump

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 03:22:58 Post No.30528411
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>>30526042
Take his pig sticker and hand him a broom.

>A woman's work is in the kitchen.

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 03:23:20 Post No.30528417
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Anonymous 2016-07-07 03:23:20 Post No.30528417 [Report]

*cracks knuckles*

*looks up slowly sp my red pupils are glowing under the shadow from my fedora*

Heh kid, you're a out 100 years too early to challenge me

*pulls out blood stained black katana*

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 03:24:01 Post No.30528426
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>>30526042
>readies his coup de grace

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 03:24:03 Post No.30528428
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>>30526042
by going home and having a sexually satifying relationship, checkmate nerd

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 03:28:53 Post No.30528482
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>>30526156
>>30526116

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 03:29:49 Post No.30528499
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>>30526042
I give his head a hug.

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 08:21:54 Post No.30531068
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>>30526042
i have that exact fucking polearm

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 08:25:48 Post No.30531086
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>>30526042
I take one look at his garb and weapon and begin to scream "OOC! OOC! That's inaccurate!" Surely the authorities will deal with him.

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 08:27:49 Post No.30531100
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>>30526042
Varg... step away from the church

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