Looking for a gun that will match my cargo shorts... What's

>>30515865
Thats... that's it. That's it right there.

>>30515865
Gross

>>30515865
>affordable
>favored by white trash
>completely utilitarian
>ugly as sin, not /fa/ by any stretch of the imagination
>can probably be found at Walmart
So yes, a glock 19 in memecoat tan.

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>>30516046
>not /fa/
That's a good thing, right?

>will match my cargo shorts
Geeds get out

>>30516078
99 times out of 100, yes

>>30516078
>>30516114
There's a difference between dressing poorly, dressing well, and dressing like a douche bag

Most of /fa/ falls under the douche baggery and "high fashion" shit

>what's my best option
Maybe don't wear cargo shorts.

>>30515865
pride flag

>>30516078
Made the effay reference for merely shits and giggles desu.
Honestly, glocks arent that bad looking. Cargo shorts? They'll have to grow on me.

Nobody old enough to buy a gun should wear cargos

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M9A3

>>30515865
Don't wear cargo shorts

>>30515865
It looks like warm milk, it really makes me happy.

>>30516224
Fuck I want one so bad. I don't care about the M9 Sux meme its a solid shooter.

>>30515865
If you're wearing shorts, they should be flat-front shorts. Cargos are permitted in two circumstances: being innawoods and being innawalmart.

>>30516244
I have had an m92 for like 2 years and I'm still not sure if I like it or not. Personally I want something more compact and easy to EDC, but I also like using it as a club

>>30516248
>being innawoods and being innawalmart.
the only two places we operate

>>30516283
It's important to blend in when frequenting walmart. Those extra pockets work as camouflage while you're dodging the morbidly obese people on motor scooters and the nignogs yelling at their kids.
Don your favorite duck dynasty t-shirt and trucker hat as well and you're golden.

>>30515865
>ugh
Not a Glock like you thought... brah. (>>30516224)
I want dis with a scar combo.

The fuck is up with the cargo short hate? What?, do you want me to be wearing fucking burmudas?

>>30516421
Burmudas, chinos, literally anything that doesn't have cargos.

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>>30515865
Your best option is to learn to dress yourself better. Failing that, a single stack 9 like a Glock 43 or Shield should be fine.

>>30516271
Check out the 92 compact. The shorter grip helps with concealment.

Get black cargo shorts. What are you, new?

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You should get something compact so that it won't take space away from all the action figures you also have to keep in your cargo shorts, faggot.

>>30516421
Because it's fucking embarrassing to look at. Yeah, it's a free country, dress yourself however you want. But don't wear the fucking manchild uniform.

>>30517708
>doesn't have the space in his pants to keep all of his action figures with him at all times
lmfao @ u

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>>30516095
>>30516185

these. Cargos should be pants and worn for work purposes only

Bermuda shorts are the only socially acceptable shorts, maybe gurkha shorts if you pocket carry to hide the profile better.

>>30516078
who's got this pic with Dylan Roof shooped in?