hey guys im looking for the worst camo in the world can you lads

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>>30513264

>>30513284
/thread

Alpenflage

>inb4 Alpen shows up

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>>30513284
FPBP
/thread
this
etc. etc.

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>>30513284
That's it.

>>30513264

>jigsaw
>bad camo

Say that to my face fucker not online see what happens...if you can find me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEC7NmKfhT8

>>30513284
multicam isn't that bad

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>>30513460

>>30513264
NWU's come to mind

Nothing like Blue Camo so no one can see you fall overboard

>>30513460
>>30513553
It shouldn't work, but it does.

>>30513423
I don't get something, why are BDUs so baggy looking? You don't see that many active duty people out of shape.

>>30513886
Mobility

Its easier to move in a non elastic material if its baggy.

>>30513284
>UCP
fpbp

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>>30513284
While it may not be universal, it does have it's place.

But at least UCP was at least somewhat effective to a current warzone. Shit like alpenflauge is not only extremely specific, but it is extremely specific to a region where no fighting will take place for the foreseeable future.

>>30513923
>>30513886
It's more to do with not overheating than mobility, but sure.

>>30513886
Heat dissipation, mobility, and it helps slightly for the human figure to be broken up.

>>30513957

It works like a charm, especially in the dark.

>>30513460
homie, in almost every one of those situations wearing safety orange would have worked the same.

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>>30513264

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>>30513264
These would go good with my gun

>>30513481
I see what you did there, keks to you

>>30513284
thar she blows

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>>30513481

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>>30513553
For real though, I couldn't see anybody in the thumbnail.

Effective camo is effective.

>>30514849
This reminds me of zebra stripe gum.

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The Ivory Coast has a history of funky patterns.

>>30516376
Nobody is claiming that as being camouflage, anon.

>>30516453
If I saw someone dressed like that, I would completely ignore him.

A++ camo.

>>30516453
>he doesn't know how to hide in plain sight

>>30513264
That could be effay as fuck with some white chinos and brown boots

>>30513957
dude where do i get teh pizza camo its like a tuscan salad or something

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>>30514849

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>>30514849
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>>30515976
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>>30516654
Go wear it in public, with some tasteful clothes under it.

https://colemans.com/shop/clothing/coats/poncho-swiss-alpenflage-camo/

Fuck pics. I'll send you some. I've got ten yards of All Terrain Tiger sitting on a shelf.

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All terrain tiger. 1000d.

>>30517427
Why? It looks...fine.

>>30513284
Ghillie suits are good in a more wooded/grassy environment. Clearly this was staged to find a weakness in that otherwise flawless outfit.

>>30513957
>Adopted by a neutral country that will never fight outside their borders
>Designed to work best within their own borders
Makes sense to me.

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>>30515976
I would wear this to a psytrance rave

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I gotchu sempai

>>30517427
That looks pretty good though?

>>30515976
What the hell? Are they trying to blend in with blue zebra hordes or something? They'd blend in better naked

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>>30516704
>>30517716
>>30519663
They really like geometric patterns, but even their more "normal" ones don't seem to do them any good either.

>>30519693
They did OK for awhile, some of these are alright. It seems like the more modern you go the crazier their camo is

http://camopedia.org/index.php?title=C%C3%B4te_d%27Ivoire

>if i have to click one more fucking storefront im gonna snap
>cant i get some trees or rivers or something once inawhile

>>30519787
>Choosing their modern day camo off of shit the germans found out didnt work in WW2

What the fuck, Ivory Coast? Didn't the FFL help you guys out AT ALL?

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The ol' razzle dazzle

>>30519825
Unlike other forms of camouflage, the intention of dazzle is not to conceal but to make it difficult to estimate a target's range, speed, and heading. Norman Wilkinson explained in 1919 that he had intended dazzle more to mislead the enemy about a ship's course and so to take up a poor firing position, than actually to cause the enemy to miss his shot when firing.[a]

Well fuck. Pretty cool.

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>>30513957
The whole "Alpenflage is designed for the alps" thing is a myth. Alpenflage is based on WW2 German Leibermuster, the red bit is just good ol' silhouette breaking.
Really it's just a woodland pattern with an odd colour choice, however that colour actually does its job fairly well.

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Why does the UN do this?

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In call of duty black ops 3 one of the first enemies killed in the campaign is wearing this camouflage. He is the interrogator you can shoot through the glass inside the NRC prison.

>>30520218
I read somewhere that this camo is actually decently effective in the jungle. Something about it breaking silhouette and the way it contrasts.
Think tigers.

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>>30519825

>OUT

>FUCKING

>SKILLED

>>30520256
They were actually very brightly colored too. But nobody knows this, because the photos are all black and white.

>>30520255
Maybe if you can only see part of the target through leaves or bushes. Lets give it a try on fantasy island.

>>30520270
No body will get my shit reference

>>30520255
Pretty sure those are fireman uniforms, its not uncommmon in east asia for fire departments to have camouflage patterns since it helps making them look cleaner.

If you take these instead
>>30520220
>>30520223
>>30520231
>>30518836

Asians like to have dedicated night time camouflage since various rebell/islamic guerrilla groups mostly fight at night time.

I think its ineffective but whatever floats their boat right?

>>30520274
Admittedly, it was a rather shitty reference.

>>30520283
>Firemans camouflage
>it's the color of fire and smoke

>>30520274
I don't get it.

>>30520291
It lets you hide from the fire, so u don't get burned

>>30520247
Stop posting giraffes you goofball, those belong on /an/

tempted to report you.

UCP sucked as a military camo, but it works pretty good out in the spruce and fir of central oregon.

>>30514849
SHOOT THE RAINBOW
TASTE THE RAINBOW

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>>30513957
It may be specific but boy does it work.
>pic related

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>>30519825
After the war, it briefly inspired French swimwear designers. Some guy basically said, "Mon Dieu! What would flatter a woman's figure more than camouflage for a 45,000 ton battleship? I'm brilliant!"

>>30518836
observe the hardcore expressions on the woodland pattern guys, and the happy-go-lucky attitude of the sky-camo group

>>30520498

So France literally had boat girls in the 20s?

>>30520531
>Sky camo. For when issuing red shirts would be too obvious.

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>>30520597
It was a French fashion designer but as the photo shows, they were available in England as well as other European countries.
>tfw you will never frolic on a beach with a boat girl.

>>30516376
great if you wanna fuck with road signs and such

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>>30521682

>>30513957
Alpenflage has a distinctive red part which seems odd for a camo scheme. But then again: red light has the shortest reaching wavelength of all colors. You can see thst under water, thsts why the light there looks so blue.

And innawoods the red part of alpenflage will vanish from very short distances, look it oup on google pictures. Acutally from more than 15 feet you wont be able to see the red parts anymore, they become brown or even darker. So actually alpenflage is ridiculusly effective.

>>30520223
The UN wants EVERYONE to know exactly where they are at. Their shit is designed to get attention, not hide.

>>30513264
>jigsaw
If we ever traveled back to the 90s, that would be perfect urban camo.

>>30516376
Why did you post a pic of a traffic cone?

>>30513957
It works yo

>>30515976
Maybe they thought that military uniforms are supposed to look funky and colorfull, but the white man liked the green/brown tigery patterns so nognogs decided to look back how their ancestors used to paint themselves before battle and implemented it.
They never knew what modern warfare is, just the good ol spear chucking and slaughter

>>30521682
>>30521699
Eh, it's better than others. At least it has earth tones.

>>30521645
So are their reflective PT belts earth-toned?