Whats some shit I should get for defence if I live in Australia?

britfag here, i have a cold steel kukri. Not as effect as a firearm, but i can assure the dindus really wouldn't wanna get smashed across the head with it

>>30498913
legally, no.
You're not allowed to carry anything that could be used for self defence, unless you're a Sikh, then you're legally allowed to carry a dagger.

>>30498913
Take a machinist course at your local trade school, now you can make guns and get a real job!

>>30498913
Defense against what? If you want it for the Mad Max end of the world, you need a gun.

If you're worried someone will kick in your door, that's a different story.

>>30498913
Wasp spray & box cutter

Adler.

>>30498947
>>30498913
Solution: Convert to Sikhism and carry a kirpan.

>>30498913
Tie a couple of angry dingos to a stick and keep it close to your bed mate

Baseball bat
Machete
Tree limb
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Homemade shield of some kind

>>30499465
Second this

I just keep a baseball bat in my room for home defense.

Anything for personal defense outside of you're home, there's not much you can do.

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Train an Emu to attack dindus and other intruder

>>30498913
Get a gun anyways. I'm sure the black market exists.

>>30498913
That dude is kinda hot, too bad he's filthy turkroach

>>30499653
They did beat the army. But try carrying a knife, even.

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>>30498913
>tfw no qt boyfriend

>>30498947
>You're not allowed to carry anything that could be used for self defence

So an australian's only legal recourse is to die?

>>30499959
>>30499789
that's a chick