You are about to get into a fight armed only with either a one

>>30480324
I would thoroughly enjoy planting a knife in someone's neck and twisting it.

>>30480379
Do you carry a katana IRL?

>>30480422
I carry a 4" Kershaw and I would stick it in your mother's neck if she gave me a disrespectful sideways glance.

>>30480324
derringer is a two shot weapon, 1 in the chamber and one well aimed throw.

Knife is either a throw or stab.

Derringer stabs with a bullet and can be a blunt weapon afterwards.

>>30480324
bring knife and hope other guy brings a derringer.
Remember never bring a knife to a gun fight.

When he sees your knife, convince him you did the right choice and convince him to trade with you

Once you've traded remind him no one brings knife to a gun fight

and then just shoot the bastard while he's holding his limp dumbass knife.

>>30480513
I can stab you a dozen times before you can draw your sidearm. Remember the 21 foot rule?

>>30480437
Nothin personal

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>>30480324
I bring the derringer.

He brings the derringer.

This town ain't big enough for the both of us.

>>30480531
remember the 2 1 foot rule?
that states if you try and stab someone a dozen times while his derringer is ready you go from 2 feet to 1 foot left.

I choose the knife because ive seen multiple videos of people moving around long enough to stab me after being shot by a 9mm multiple times center of mass and that basically makes me an expert

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>>30480324
I would rather be shot then stabbed tbqhfam

>>30482151
Develop your hypothesis

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>>30480437
Kek. That's not a knofe...

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>>30480606
Plot twist, you both miss both shots because >lolderringer and everyone dances the dinosaur... From jail.

>>30480661
Can we try saying that again but in English instead of Retard?

>>30482884
Kek