Me and my gf got matching pistols to celebrate our 7 month anniversary

Your single.

2/10 made me squint at the screen when I read the thread.

>>30471587
yea yu tell him

>>30471571
7mos is not a real anniversary, regardless of what some greeting card company tells you.

Though, the implication that you are dating someone underage does make that make more sense.

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I just wanted to know if anyone here has gifted anyone a firearm, and if so, what kind?

>>30471571
Got my gf a 22 for Christmas, she hated it until she shot it. Now I get to go to the range weekly without an earful.

>>30471571
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shitposting aside it could be illegal since some cuck states make possessing a handgun under 21 illegal regardless if it's a gift or bought non FFL and I'm to lazy to google colorado/louisiana gun laws

Gifted a lc9 to a whore of a ex, fucking bitch promptly pawned it.

A 22/45 to her father.

Marlin 60 to my oldest son.

A 10/22 to youngest son.

A Davey crickett to my daughter.

>>30471571
>Taurus

>>30471571
>7 month
>anniversary

nigga, you dumb

>>30472194
And they got a place out of state. Poor dumb fuck.

>>30472222
quads of truth

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>>30471571
Fiancé bought me this for our engagement.
> we've been together for 5 years

>taurus

i bet you guys went to Applebee's after.

>>30472194
>expecting anything less of a woman
wonder who has never had a girlfriend

>>30472253
>not an LH9
It's like she doesn't even know you. I can treat you right bby

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>>30472110
>A Davey crickett to my daughter.

I can't be the only one that quickly read that as Davy Crockett

>You will never gift gift your daughter a short range nuclear rocket

>>30473160
I read Davy Crockett too

>>30471841
LMAO THIS
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>>30471571
>>30471736
DDM4 to my stepfather.

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>>30472256

>>30473160
>not forming your own nuclear nation with your family

>>30471736
those toes look familiar....

>>30471571
Should have bought a vacuum to clean your carpet you scum.

My wife is getting me a Berthier and possibly a P14 (if one can be found at at decent price with volley sights) for our 7 year anniversary. She also get me my Lebel for Valentines day.

It's not legal for someone under the age of 18 to own a handgun.

>>30471571
>7 month anniversary
>getting our first house together
You've been with someone 7 months and you're getting a house together?

What the FUCK is wrong with you?

>>30471571
must be nice being ambidextrous

>>30472276
>LH9
What's the difference?

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>>30471571
>7 month anniversary

A word to the wise: if you own any guns, and your health is precarious (my friend B died of cancer then...), make a proper will and bequeath your guns to specific ppl or write, "I authorize my rep. to sell them or donate them to benefit (your favorite charity)." Have will properly completed, witnessed, etc, Friend B died without a will, and had lots of felon-friends who couldn't receive them, so his awful (relative) liquidated thr collection. (Rel.) was ignorant, hated guns, and was from Calif. FFFFF. Wotta jerkoff.

>>30472123

Took WAY too long for someone to post this.

WTF has happened to /k/? Who cares about OP's fake gay story when there's >Taurus?

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>>30471571
>7 months

>anniversary


should have bought matching dictionarys instead

>>30471571
>>30471647
>>30472194
>>30472222
>>30475534
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>>30477655
this, this, THIS

juses christ OP, she's gonna shoot you in 5 months when you manage to piss her off and you paid for the privelege

>>30471736
>>30471571
>celebrating non-anniversaries
>buying a house with someone you're not married to and have only known 7 months
>moving out of state, to ultra-liberal colorado of all places
>buying not one but two tauruses
>unable to take a proper photo aligned with gravity
>image.jpg
>can't tell the gender of the amorphous lump in your kitchen with a plastic bag over its face = you are either so fat that you couldn't do any better, or that's you

Jesus. Can you even try to not be trailer trash for one minute?

>>30471571
Buying his/hers Taurus pistols is white trash equivalent to buying engagement rings at Clairs. You CAN do it but probably shouldn't tell anyone about it.

Furthermore buying shit tier pistols as a gesture of your love is hilarious. With that money could of bought a single decent firearm or something more practical to your everyday life (treadmill, appliances, clitoral circumcision, etc)

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>>30471571
I'm just loving the idea of dating a grill who's under 18.

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>>30473160

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>>30471571
>Louisiana
this explains a lot.

>>30478274
>white trash
Not OP, but don't use this phrase. Every time you write or say "white trash," a Jewish globalist laughs at us for being racist against ourselves.

>>30478293
Fuck me. I missed that. 11/10 troll tier thread, OP.

>>30471571
>7mo anniversary
>dating jailb8
-1/10, an hero immediately

>>30472110
Think you'll get anything for your wife's son when you get to that point in your life?

>>30472194
I honestly think it kinda goes
6 month, 1 year, 2 years, ...X years till death / divorce.

>>30471571
Why would you leave Louisiana for Colorado. This place is great.

Goddamn this thread has the most promise I've seen in a while and you faggots shit all over it.
>Taurus shit
>7 month anniversary
>Buying a house
>Redneck statutory rape
There's a lot of shit going on here and you guys didn't even roll with it for a bit to get more laughs. Fuck you guys

>>30479444
Also you can open carry a handgun in Louisiana at 17. I got a Springfield range officer 1911 for my highschool grad present.

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>>30471571
>out first house together in Colorado
WE'RE FULL

>>30471587
his single what? don't leave us hanging here

>>30471841
It's illegal in every state for anyone under 18 to own a handgun, gift or not

>>30479473
No it is not.

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>>30478192
pretty sure that's a hippo

>>30478192
Ouch. Got him.

>>30479480
Okay duderino

>>30479505
Buying from an FFL and owning/possessing are two different things.

>>30479516
You're now aware there are seperate laws for minors owning handguns and long guns

>>30479540
And in Louisiana you can have a handgun at 17.

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>>30478192
>ultra-liberal colorado
Only Denver and Boulder is liberal.

>>30480080
>Mag limits
Somebody voted for that to happen

>>30480080
That's unfortunate considering that's the majority of your population

>>30480182
It really is. CO is like 70+% conservative based on counties but Denver and Boulder being such a large portion of the population really hurts the state as a whole.

>>30480159
Yeah, Denver did. Not that they're enforced in the slightest.

>>30480327
Same story in WA. Everything outside Seattle is conservative, but the Seattle metro area is all you need to secure a majority

>>30480080
>Only Denver and Boulder is liberal.
I see you've never been to one of the hundreds of ski towns.

>>30480554
>implying the population of those towns is big enough to be of any concern whatsoever