>be Asian >go on subway >see some fat white guy with

>>30467920
I take it you won the duel then?

>be white
>go to shooting range
>see asian guy
>he has a 1911, M1 Garand, and AR15

Usually the Asians have tacticool guns, but this one didn't.

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>Be Arab
>trying to shoot up an airport
>show up with me AR-15 and glock 17
>Crazy white guy already beat me to it
>He's carrying an AK with karambit duct taped to the muzzle

>>30467959
>be asian
>have a double barrel and an old bulldog revolver
>wish I could be 21 and graduate from fuddlyfe

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>Be Black
>be a responsible firearms owner who pays taxes and has a mortgage
>like to go plinking at the range with my SCAR17
>go to range
>2 white boyz with their hatz turned side ways
>one is trying to unjam his tec-9 that stovepiped when he fired it side ways
>other is laughing his ass off while sweeping with his loaded glock 19

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>>30467920
Would it be better if he had a claymore?

>>30467959
>be asian
>bring ACOG AR15, suppressed Glock and tacticool Saiga 12
>other asians have slavshit or some pocket pistols
>try each other's guns anyway
>they love blasting through half a drum of shotshells
>remember the simple joys of challenging pistol shooting
>everybody happy

>be black
>go to Popeyes to buy 8 boxes of chicken and 25 biscuits
>they're out of biscuits
>pull out my M249
>white guy chucks a spear into my chest

>>30469418
Should have said
>Pull out my Martini Henry

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>Asian
>decide to become a cop in Chicago
>two other Asians at the exam
>one thinks he's a nigger
>other looks like exact copy of Jian Yang from Silicon Valley
mfw