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>you are walking along the street on a nice summer day
>suddenly you see a manhole cover in front of you being raised from inside and witness a spetsnaz soldier climbing out with a gas mask and a PKM machine gun
>you can only hear muffled mumbling inside the mask
What do?
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>>30366453
360 walk away.
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>>30366453
Call police about Russian special forces operating on Finnish soil, wonder why he's having trouble talking.
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>>30366453
This is exactly why the secret service welds manholes shut around important events.
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>>30366453
You see Ivan, when of dig tunnel though planet, you can surprise enemy from undergrounds. They cannot into seeings of you until too late.
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>>30366453
Throwing bottles of wodka onto problem untill it solves itself.
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Annual Easter diorama of the 45. Guards VDV airborne company.
Jesus is getting crucificated, world's strongest man of 1913 is having a show and there is a re-enactment of Rocky IV's final fight scene going on.
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>>30366691
wodka only make russian more...russian.
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>>30366453
Cheek the breeki 360 degrees and squat away.
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>>30366453
Get to cover as soon as possible, if escape is possible, escape, if no escape pull my CCW and get ready to A NUUUUUUUU
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Tell him he's off from Ukraine by about 6 thousand miles then invite him to a backyard cookout.
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>>30366453
nothing
if he´s a real speznatz he won´t be hitting anyway
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>>30366453
>CHEEKI BREEKI our time has come, brother!
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>>30366453
My time has come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04QmOPU9Mik&t=115
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