Jason is coming for you. Unfortunately you only have access to

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>>30333578
Nothing, which is no problem because knives are banned too. I feel so safe!

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my superior agility since i practice fencing

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>>30333578

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>>30333578
gg no re

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>>30333655

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implying jason can swim

>>30333655
imagine if she pooped standing like that

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I don't give half a shit what Mary Sue shit directors put in his movies.

if it bleeds, you can kill it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLun92bR4BA

>>30333770
That's not aerodynamic at all

>>30333812
>aerodynamic
I think you'd want hydrodynamic.

>>30333578
A short-barreled Barrett registered as a pistol.

A sawed off 12ga with Frag 12 shells

and a super soaker

>>30334335
technically theyre both liquids

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Saiga-12 with 20-round drum mag loaded with 00 Buck. Aim for the pelvis and knees til he goes down. Then pitch a bunch of molotovs at him.

>>30336576
>not slugs

>>30333578
I'd have couple of brass knuckle, stab-proof vest, a kukri and a katana.

Let see how good he is when facing a guy who fights back

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i'm always ready for action

>>30333578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIILYLOx6os

Just pull an FBI on him.

Poor Jason getting Waco'ed.

>>30333770
He does a few tiems

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>>30333578
>pic related

>>30336479
technically, they both fluids, only one is a liquid

>>30333789
>if it bleeds, you can kill it.
What if it doesn't have time to bleed?

A very expensive handgun i can trade for my life

>>30342358
Then we're all a bunch of slack jawed faggots

Para Minimi

>>30333578
muh Glock 19

>>30342358
>>30333789 https://m.youtube.com/results?q=if%20it%20bleeds%20we%20can%20kill%20it&sm=1

M60E4 with hollowpoints since that's the most powerful small arm I can think of
incendiary grenades
full retard bufferless AR pistol
should work fine

>>30333578
5 Cylinder Shotgun Revolver.

>>30333578
M16A4 and a P226 Combat TB

>>30339786
>/k/ gets in a horror movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6QDN_JKBmQ

These future guns literally blow Jason to pieces. Judging by the rounds on her shoulder straps, I'd say they're some chambered in sort of full-sized rifle cartridge?

So I'd choose one of those cut-down .308 PTR "pistols", in full retard with a drum mag.

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>>30333578
Introduce him to the Governor who appointed me Judge, Jury, and Executioner.