Getting dragged to DC tomorrow by Mrs. Anon & will be unable

>>30311503
American testicles

>>30311503
A rape whistle.

If you cc who else is gonna know?

>>30311503
Running shoes. :^)

>>30311503
Situational awareness

Flak jacket

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>>30311503

>>30311503
Klan hood and rebel flag.

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A bucket of tar and some feathers

>>30311503
Wow Americans think the UK is fucked. When you're genuinely scared to visit a major city without a weapon, you know your country is fucked.

Either than or your descended from the paranoid religious nuts that fled Europe in the hope of keeping god happy.

>>30312326
Nah, it is just where our politicians live and they are shady as fuck.

>>30311503
CC anyway

>>30311560
that pen is a huge piece of shit. It cant even write correctly, let alone the gel grip spins around like a moist vag with a finger in it.

>>30312326
>thinks being prepared is being scared
I don't think your sharia police would stand hearing you calling someone a religious nut.

>>30312337
This. Big boy rules.

>>30311503
Keys/nail file/screwdriver

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>>30312348

>4% Muslim VS 60% white with white kids being a minority

Sure know what i'd choose shyquanda.

>>30312388
>60% whites who are 100% ashamed of being white.

>>30312406
don't forget, if you're white in america, unless your LGBTQ++XYZ, then your definitely a privileged racist.

>living in a country with only two awful choices at election time

Not even once.

>>30311503
>on /k/
>having wits
Ok bud.

>>30312388
>philly is the whitest of those cities
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30312439
I'm not sure you should be proud of having more than two awful choices

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>>30312388
Houston here, suck our heavily armed minority-majority dicks you limp gunless puto.

>>30311503
Large caribeaner and a handkerchief for padding
>say it is for your keys

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>>30313288

PA resident here, Penn's landing is pretty fookin' white and hipster. Still a lot a bad neighborhoods in Philly though. Pittsburgh is almost unrecognizable from how it used to be, it's gotten extremely gentrified, almost a pleasant place to visit.

>>30312326

Most of DC is nothing but feral jigaboos.

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Though it sounds like you probably already have one.

>>30311503
A black jack or a handle on a Keychain.

I have a towing pin from our old 95 dodge dakota on some flexible wire for this purpose, I can pull it out quickly and easily.

I hit my friend with it as he tried to tackle me. Not even hard and he said it was extremely painful. So I told him he was a big guy.

All I'm saying is that it's effective.

>>30311503
A giant black jack cleverly disguised as a vibrantly colored dildo

>>30311503
what else does a man need?

>>30312326
Lol spend one night walking by yourself in DC and you will cradle whatever excuse for a weapon you can obtain

>>30311503
>Getting dragged to DC tomorrow by Mrs. Anon & will be unable to CC
Wasn't that overturned a while ago, or was it just the law banning all ownership?

>>30312388
I like how they put asian as purple for the US but left britans purple as arab/asian.