I'll be joining the Marines, in a couple of months, what

You're going to marry your high school sweetheart, who will cheat on you, you're going to buy a Mustang at 25% Apr, you're going to wear your Chucks on libo and look like a dildo, you're gonna stand at parade rest all the fucking time and do stupid boot shit and piss off all your NCOs. Eventually you'll stop being such a butthurt motard, and then you'll get salty, then you'll get out and answer stupid fucking questions from punk ass bitch poolies that probably will puss out on /k/

>>30280016
10/10 Response.

>>30280016
double-dubs don't lie

>>30280016
Don't forget puking all the alcohol and pizza you had the night before while guys run past you yelling "get some!"

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>>30280016
HAhAhAhAhAha! Millitary is for fags who played too many action videogames growing up thinking sleeping in muddy rice paddies was a great career choice.

If you had a skill that made real money, you wouldn't be joining the army with other poor dumb bastards trying to "get hard" by volunteering for 4 year prison sentence. HAHAHAHAHA! The military is a do nothing redundancy that only serves itself as a bloated bureaucratic power masturbation owned by the upper class.
HahaHa, your comrades are n*ggers and retards only good for bullet food.

HaHa, joining the military in peace time is an idiots mistake.

......

Do it if it's your thing, but I don't understand why you want to fight for other people's war on minimum wage, just to risk death by people who don't value your actions.

>>30280205
Dude. That bait is fucking weak. At least call me a welfare queen or something.

Nothing.

I've been in for three and a half years now and I've done absolutely nothing.

Pretty much just gonna realize you should've joined the Air Force

>>30280016
Pretty much this, man.

It's either this, or take as many free college shit as you can and then go for a college degree. High school education and a bachelor's degree aren't shit anymore, so any credits for electives are what you'll end up going for. Then after you get grants and shit for paying for a bachelors and get done with that, use your gi bill and go for it.

Also >>30282842

I haven't done shit since '11.

>>30280205
How's that +100k debt treating you?

>>30280016
fpbp

>>30279918
Probably a bunch of other people too dumb to check the catalog.