You're walking up to change your targets at the range, and

Fuck off, and take your tacticool memegun with you roastie

>>30275938
>butt
tee hee

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>>30276062
>>30276062
she then proceeds to start shooting on the line like this, after giving your boyfriend a wink

WHy cant she slap my ass? Why is it only gays and old women find me attractive????

Fucking seriously.

>>30276341
I like the butts like this. Nice soft butts. When they lay flat and you just ram your dick inside with soft butt cushioning your pelvis.

MMMMM I LOVE THAT SHIT.

>>30275938
>up for a threeway?

>>30275938
So she slaps the back of my left hand?

>>30276341
Dani Daniels

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Your partying hard at the club, and this guy slaps your boyfriend's ass. What do you do?

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>>30276416
>>30276416

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>>30276416
Ask him if that's an MCX in his pocket or is he just happy to see me?

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>>30276395
>>30276385
>"Hey anon! Looks like mine is bigger than yours hahaha!!!"

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>>30276372
I feel you mayne.

But better them than nobody at all.

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>>30276531

>>30275938
Let him fire a couple loads in her ;^)

>>30275938
Suck her dick.

I couldn't say for sure what my wife would do in that situation...
But she's a sturdy Newfie lass. Pretty sure she'd WRECK that girl. Probably headbutt her to death.

An old flame from college looked me up about 2 years back. My girl lost her shit. Apparently they spoke, have not heard from that girl since then. She's a darling to me, but jesus does she get jealous.

>>30275938
Me and my boyfriend high-five, take her back to our place and proceed to spit roast the ever loving fuck of that bitch before burying her in a pile of brass.

>>30275938
Tell her not to come close to my boyfriend and his son ever again.

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>>30275938
cum cat hiss penis

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>>30275938
let her fuck me in the ass