>be peaceful person from country with nogunz
>go to america
>drive car
>melanin enhanced enlightened brothers from the neigbourhood perform a complex ethnic ritual they call "carjacking" with me
>just as my melanin enhanced fellow humans complete the ceremony, and are leaving in my vehicle, I become enlightened, and bid them goodbye
>suddenly, a car stops, and a fat Oppressor struggles to get out of his vehicle. When he finally does so, he pulls a rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty and bangs it a good number of times, and one of the lead-clobber-knockers whacks into my head
>fortunately, my melanin enhanced friends managed to escape the Oppressor, and returned to their neighbourhood in good health
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/texas-good-guy-with-a-gun-shoots-carjacking-victim-in-head-then-runs-away/
>>30259360
>September 27, 2015
>>30259607
>Something happened a while ago and therefore it doesn't matter
>>30259360
> texas
theres your problem sempai. Stuff happens though
>>30259360
>Texas
>Being surprised about dumb-ass-ery
Pick one. The majority of the states that are classified as "southern" are literally cousin-fucking-retarded. From shooting people in the head while trying to stop a car jacking to blowing your own leg off with tannerite. Seriously every time I go to visit my brother in Georgia I'm always amazed about how fucking retarded and slow half the population is.
>>30259915
>nogunz have so few stories to masturbate to they have to dig up ones from eight months ago to try to strawman with
>>30259360
>anecdotal story
>people replying to troll threads
>>30259915
>cherry picking this hard
maybe you should stop being a faggot
Why are all Texans such bad shots?
>>30260003
>posting undertale
your point is immediately worthless
>>30261302
>your point is immediately worthless
It's okay to live in a Southern state, we can't all win at the slots game of life.
>>30260003
Fun fact, it's illegal to marry your cousin in Alabama, but not in New York.
>>30261375
Because NY doesn't have a problem with it, so they didn't need to pass a law.
NJ, now, that's another kettle of fish.