You have 5 seconds to explain why you own more than two knives:

I have 15 Buck 110's because I like them

Many of them where gifts/free

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I own more (and others not in the pic), but I only regularly use two.

>>30252903
This
Cheap penknives seem to breed in my house.

I like to be able to feed more than two people

I'm a butcher

i occasionally sell them

>>30252869
I have multiple AO folders for utility and because I like to have different options that go with my pants.

I have a Kershaw Skyline, a Glock brand Glock Knife and my first childhood knife.

Corn.

>>30252869

>lose one
>buy replacement
>find original

>>30253049
Dude I suck.

>>30252869
Why would I pick a bayonet, which isn't pictured in your post, for self defense when there are much better knives for that AND better knives in general.Never mind individual carry/pack habits or local laws. I keep one on me, one in each of my packs, on in my car etc

Would you limit yourself to two guns or two pairs of pants?

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>>30252869
if you want "only two knives" you're doing it wrong.

> 3" work knife. doesn't need to be light, but it does need to cut well
> 3" folding carry knife. fast for defense, sharp for everyday tasks

you done goofed with that bayonet

>blade
>self defense

If your self defense plan involves getting within swinging distance of your attacker, you deserve all of the bad things that are going to happen to you.

Fucking mace would be a better option.

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>>30252869
Cringy wartech weed knife.

Wartech has so many weed blades.

https://www.amazon.com/Marijuana-Katana-Sword-Scabbard-Design/dp/B00LV1HEQA?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

Small knife for carry/light utility, Slightly larger knife for tooling around with rougher tasks, and a wood splitting knife for smacking branches. In addition, filet for fish, a good gut knife never hurt, and a multitool will never not be nice.

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>>30253262


>$34
I... I mean I know it's cheap... but how cheap can it get before they're operating at a loss?

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I like knives therefor, I have a bunch.

>>30253334
Did you put rubber dip on the spikes handle?

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>>30253211
>Fairbairn–Sykes fighting knife
>what is inevitable close quarters combat

>>30253186
>there are much better knives for that AND better knives in general

>>30253366

Rhino coat and plastidip.

>>30252869
I'm a fucking chef.

>>30252869
because i can

because I went through a few before settling on what I like

>>30252869

>10 seconds

because I want too, faggot

Wine knife from when I paid my way through Uni as a waiter.
One and a half inch folder I carry when I'm in a suit.
Letterman I carry on the farm
M7 bayonet I keep on my LBE.
Seven inch drop point I carry hunting.

Different jobs require different tools.

>>30252869
because op is a faggot who's mere existence gives me an overwhelming urge to cut myself.

>>30252869
>knife
>wood work
>using a knife for wood
>wooding with a knife
>innawoods
I take it you've either never been out of your house, or you like to whittle sticks for no fucking reason. Also, no knives for self defense, unless you need it to get to your nearest gun.

Get a hatchet if /out/ op.

>>30253088
If this works..

>>30258470
heh.

>>30252869
Because my cutlery set came with 6 steak knives

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>>30252869
Because the other one I have is the size of a fucking short sword (IS a short sword, by Filipino Weapons Terminology) and is very inconventient to lug around.

>>30252869
Because I like sharp and shiny things just as much as loud and shooty things.

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>Be me, bored ADHDfag with lots of disposable income.
> See a cool-ass knife. I haven't got one yet for my SHTF load out.
> I buy it.
> See another one and decide to replace the former one.
> A new habit forms and I'm thinking"fucking Christ , why can't I stop buying knives."
>Start doing the same with guns at age 21.
> Be 25, have enough weapons, ammo, and gear to outfit all my friends for SHTF.
>Mfw when I prepared to become a lord of war my area in the event of the Apocalypse even though I'm not actually expecting it to happen, I got prepared on impulses.
> Now I impulse fill investment funds and loan payments in an attempt to break free from the man-child prison of my mind.

>>30253334

>Fairbairne guide
>Not using Rex's guide
>Smatchet

I feel like we probably share differences of opinion.

>>30252869
>bayonet

>no bayonet lug

Do you even into bayonet?

>>30253297
like 2$
Chinese companies make the same product for that little

>>30252869
>6" bayonet
>not a sword bayonet

>>30252869
3 kitchen knives
2 x multi-tools, one always in the car, other in laptop bag
440c fishing knife
Cheapo Filleting knife
Hunting knife for gutting/skinning

Oh and a big axe

>>30252869
cuz I bought more than two

>>30252869
I bought a set of 43 from some guy at a flea market for 14$

I thought I had the 20 he was asking for but forgot I just ate. Got 2 Gerbers out of it

>>30252869
Because I own a number of kitchen knives.

>>30252869
because i got more then 4 reasons listed, for using a bladed tool

Because I want to.

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>>30253204
You can't make a greenwood bow with a 3" knife. I got a 5"+ schrade f26 to do that, among other things. Pic related

I also used to have a Swiss classic for doing things like opening packages, or cutting cheese

>>30253334
Why would you ever need to own an assault knife anon

>>30252869

I don't.

>>30252869
Because I like them.

Suck my cock you tyrant.

Two hands = two knives

Which means I need two back up knives.

So 4 knives total.

Makes sense to me!

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Because I just end up throwing them away. ..

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>>30252869
I find more than 2 knives aesthetically pleasing enough for me to want to use and look at different ones once in a while. Also, I prefer some over others in specific situations :^)

Because knives like guns have different purposes based on length, weight, type of metal, strength, and shape. My huri is used for chopping and "other" close in work. My Multi-tool for general cutting of twine, robe etc. My Machete for brush etc.

Cooking and eating

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Cause I can and I have a knife for every purpose. Also I have a knife specifically for retards around me who need a knife and never have one. Pic related. Sorry about the quality, the image felt the need to compress into garbage. I'm just to lazy to retake it.

>>30253211
There is a 121 foot rule for a reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_6bmrqIsP8

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>not bieng a proud cossack warrior and owning a shashka
The czar would be disappointed

>>30252869
I've yet to find one that I think is adequate for both tasks.

>>30252895
Good man. I own three knives; A Buck 110, a Buck 119, and the knife on my Supertool. And honestly, the 110 only gets brought out for church.

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Because I like knives, and I like options.

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>>30252869
I have a HK OTF for edc, Mora for hardish use, and a fixed blade Benchmade for bunny busting.

>>30252895
for church?

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>>30264752
I actually have more than that. Theses are just the pretty ones.
I have 3 laguioles and two opinels too.
The switchblade got taken by pigs. They searched me when I was going to work because a protest was going on nearby. I am immensely pissed about that.
I made the sword myself.

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>>30252869
>self defense knife

enjoy bleeding out in the street buddy boy

9 inch for outdoors
4.5 inch edc
3 inch half serrated for work

fun

cause they look pretty

>>30252869
That knife to the left is cute, what is it?

>>30265036
The fourth one in from the right what is that?

>>30265531
It's damassed steel, the handle is camel bone
bought it from the professional smith who taught me how to make blades.

>>30252869
I like knives

>>30252869
Thats a FS, not an "bayonet"

>>30265575
Coolio

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1: Just a random pocket knife I carry around often.
2: Car knife/camping knife
3: Got it for free from my local gun shop for ammo purchases. I am not turning down a free Buck Knife.
4: First good knife I got when I was a kid.
5: Combat knife
6: I liked it and it is made by Colt.
7: Bayonet for my Mossberg 590
8: Camping kitchen knife
9: inherited it from my father. We used to do reenacting together. I am going to keep it as a family heirloom. That is not rust on the hilt, it is sterling silver plated over steel.

I only own a buck 119 ive had for 6 years or so.

>>30252869
Because butcher

>>30265036
bruh what is the sword ya got goin there?

Knives are fuckin cool

I work as a knifemaker.

I have far more than 2 in stock.

>>30252869
I like to cook.

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>>30259179

Nah, I have Kill or Get killed and Shooting to Live and Bullseyes Don't Shoot Back as well.

>>30260115

They make eating babies quick and efficient.

>>30252869
I collect bayonets and have a few pocket knives for bush use.

>>30252869

Why the fuck would I need a bayonet? I mean, I own at least three, but I don't really know why I would need one. If I need to defend myself, I have a perfectly good Glock 19.

Anyway, I own a number of pocket knives because I like knives and I also lose them or set them down or whatever and sometimes it's just nice to have a few extra knives handy, in your car or in your junk drawer or next to your computer or whatever. I also own a Gladius. I'm not sure why.

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>>30264519
Dear Sharps,
You aren't fooling anyone.

Sincerely,


Anon

because i fucking want to lol

>>30252934
This will get you thrown in jail as an evil domestic terrorist in the UK.

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>>30265761
Free Buck 110's, unite!

>>30252869
I lose pocket knives all the time at work. So I keep a few around. I also need the cutlery any household where food is cooked so I have a lot more than 2.

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>>30265761
I like 2 and 5.

Real talk, where is the blade on #2? I can't tell if it's a pikal or if it just has an upswept blade. Looks pretty cool either way

one that stays in my room, one for carry, one in the car and one for battle.

>>30269008
The blade is where the blade usually is, it's just an old Schrade from back before they went under and became a chinese company.

>>30269114
ok thanks. I found the knife, Schrade Sharpfinger. Looks like they've re-released it in their "old timer" series

Prep cook at restaurant, so I've got a chef, petty, and bread knife that I need for work. That puts me over your arbitrary limit before I can even count my edc knife, and the knife I shave with.

And what the fuck am I supposed to do with a gifted knife from friends and family? They're never valuable enough to make it worth my time reselling, so I just sharpen them and stick the fuckers in a drawer in case I want to re-gift one or need a replacement.

Would collecting not be a good enough reason for you, faggot-OP? I bet you've got 5 zippos, 3 fleshlights, 10 guns, steven segall memorabilia, or something you collect as well, OP. Your hobby is no more or less valid than the knife guys on this board.

tl;dr Go fuck yourself, cunt.

>>30266172
not that anon but it looks like a german style messer minus the nail.

>>30252869
> KABAR for defense
> Karambit as a guilty pleasure
> Mosin bayonet for CHEEKI BREEKI
> Tomahawk and Kukri for camping

>>30252869
I tend towards collecting shit.

Its actually hard for me to not purchase a new knife whenever I stop by the hardware store.

>>30252869

Because knives are fun.

>>30266172
>>30269293
yep, kinda what I was going for but I pretty much did as I pleased without too much regard for accuracy.
The knuckle guard is a bit too heavy but apart from that it's all fine and dandy.

>2 CRKT Minimalists because I like them and the pricetag that goes with them
>Pyramid style dagger cause it looked cool as fuck
>Fox Karambit cause if you're gonna get a karambit don't be a cheap ass bitch
>Ontartio bowie for shits and giggles
>Butterfly Knife cause tricks
>Cold steel switchblade looking folder for style points
Because I live in Canada you fuck, and guns are stupidly hard to get.

>>30252934
Nice cutlery, anon

>>30252939
6/14/16
Found two more benchmarks in drawer
I think the tanto are multiplying
god help me

>>30267646
Yo

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The left one for edc, the middle one for generally everything, the leatherman for a tool, with saw, plyers and shit

>>30252869
>Everyone lives where I do and does what I do
>I don't know what a bayonet is

If I had a dollar for every dumbass OP who made a condescending thread I'd be raking in the GDP of Australia.

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>>30252869
different tools for different purposes, replacements/upgrades over time, etc
pic related

>>30252869
I cook for myself. A kitchen with all the tools is nice.

>>30252869
I have my edc/work knife, my skinning and butchering knives, my filet knives, my kitchen knives, my kukri, my fuckhuge bowie just because, my knives that were gifts, and my collection. I'm a 'murrican macho man and I love both guns and knives. I'm so macho camacho, I smoke Camacho cigars too.

for cuttin cunts up

>>30252869
It's fun to own cool things.

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>>30260281
Are you pic related?

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>>30265575
This one?
>want

>Friend leaves flip knife at my place one day so I take ownership of it
>Find a flip knife on the ground at a party, ask if it belongs to anyone, no response, pocket it and bring it home.
>Find Bowie knife up at abandoned ski hill whilst innawoods, bring it home
>Friend gives me a kabar to sharpen and make less dull, do so, says I can have it.

Also I like when my guests can use a knife to cut their own meat.