>Its time for /k/s weirdest ticks. I really enjoy the sound

>>30220844
The smell of Hoppes gets me pretty hard. Gawd bless fake banana smell

>>30220872
And people call froglube to fruity smelling.

>>30220844
I got a ton of cosmoline on my hands then ate a sandwich while my SKS parts were boiling

about 3 min later I started getting really sick, pounding headache, runny nose, and I got so horny a jacked it like 3 times.

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>>30220844

The sight of conformal fuel tanks on the F-18 Super Duper Hornet gets me hard as diamonds.

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>>30220844
I almost always guide my ar bolt home rather than letting it slam.

>>30221369
Sexy fucking beast of a jet that is, shame you can't put variable geometry wings on an F 18 so it can sort of supercruise.

>>30220844
I'm a naziboo but only have soviet firearms
can't beat those prices man

Wet shlicking sound of a freshly lubed gun

>>30221337
Was the cosmoline still on your hands when you jerked it. Does it make good lube?

>>30220844
I honest to god have the strongest orgasms when a gun in involved.

Not like in a rapey way though.

>>30221517
Cosmoline is slightly corrosive, first it would tingle and feel great but as you keep going and the first skin layer rubs you off you'll start to realize you are in hell, and they only way out is to go to hospital and tell a Doctor that you masturbated with a caustic gun lubricant oil.

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The sounds of any firearm being reloaded quickly is pure sex to my ears.

Dropping mags, putting one in, slamming a bolt/slide release or ripping a charging handle just sends tingles no ASMR bullshit ever could.

I obsessively shoulder my tikka and view a stop sign 600m away.

I do this once a day from my work room/office. Just to see if I can be steady while standing I guess

>>30221411
Can someone please ID the folding mag smg for me?

>>30221725

MAT 49.

They're a pretty damned decent piece.

>>30221725
MAT-49, frog 9mm straight blowback. Perhaps a local copy but capture is just as likely

>>30221783
I'd say it's a capture, most of the local copies seem to be done in 7.62 Tokarev.

Still possible, but I thought the Tokarev MAT-49's had curved magazine. I may be mistaken

>>30221768
>>30221783
Thanks familia. Really want to find one and cc it now

>>30220844
The sound of a GAU-8 BRRRRRT or a 50bmg barret being charged. Fuck me.

>>30220844
Smell of old milsurp reminds me of my grandpa's hunting closet

>>30220844
i unironically play league of legends...its makes me feel gay everyday

>>30221946
Why? The community can be kinda cancerous that's for sure but the game itself is fun as hell

Does anyone her like a girl to threaten them with a locked and cocked pistol or a very sharp knife at their balls? or does anyone here like to do the same thing with the roles switched
>umm I'm asking for a friend

>>30220844
Do Kydex holsters generally come with a retention device? If not, why do people use them as opposed to a Safariland or something?

>>30221969
I personally dont like that, but I have heard of that fetish before.

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>>30221962
yea, i guess i just hate being around the toxic people, there are so many...but i feel like i could be doing something more productive, even though i only really play at night when nothings going on...i feel a little better, thanks anon

>>30221975
Kydex is an exact mold of the gun or knife, so they just kinda snap in, and you can usually tighten or lossing kyndex holsters for desired retention. The holsters with the button are known to cause accidents due to a finger slipping into the trigger after pushing the button and pulling the gun out. You can also get kydex with a loop that goes over the top if thats what you want.

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>>30221946
>not playing dota
Fucking casual

>>30221596
Shoot it

>>30222237
MMR?

>>30223420
8k obviously.

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>>30223896
Garbage can

>>30220919
Fruity? Nah, minty.

>>30223420
Also the ability to reset your MMR right now is pretty swag. To bad I lost half my calibration games due to dc's on my team. Fucking shit tier servers man.

>>30223942
Wait what? I haven't played in a couple months because fuck this shitty patch

>>30223961
If you get a battle pass and play 40 games you can reset MMR.

>>30223978
Fuck that, I quit Dota, if the next patch somehow magically fixes it, maybe I'll go back.

I like to stick my fingers in and out of shotgun barrels.

>pull slide back
>Hearing the hammer cock to SA
>Let the slide go
>Hear it strip a round off the top of the magazine and lock up
Fucking wet and wild boys

>>30223988
What about this patch males you so adamant not to play?

>>30224102
>All the pointless new items
>the trash balance
>the fact that I have 2800 hours in it and I hate it on premise

The bolt on my Mauser M1871 is so damn smooth it makes me jizz every time I cycle it.

>Mosins cycling the bolt
It just my thing, maybe I should be a Soviet