You just found out that your kid is destined to be the leader

>>30182049
Shoot him and so I don't have to deal with this bullshit in the future. Fuck that. There is not training I could give him that would make him into that great leader. Nopein out of that.

>>30182049
turn him into a masturbation/heroin addict

>>30182049
Nothing.

If he is destined, it clearly doesn't fuckimg matter what I do.

>>30182299
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>>30182049
Well for starters get him an education. Clearly you didn't do well in the English literacy area.

>>30182049
I would start by teaching him to respect women and people of other races
pro tip, I just want to watch the world burn

>>30182049
Give the killer computer to Microsoft and they will delay the installation by 30 years as they release sky-net in "parts" to maximize profit and by the time they are done it's obsolete.

>>30182049
I'm impressed that could happen. I'm sterile.

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Well, if I'm to become some sort of a role model first thing I'd have to do is become suitably badass myself.

>>30182299
Came here to post this.

I guess at most I could instill some random values and hatrids that would be funny to impress upon future peoples

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Dammit, that whore said she was gonna get an abortion! This is the last time I'm fucking women.

>>30183539
is your name mary?

>>30184100
>checked
No, I got chicken pox at age 20 though.

>>30182049
Send him in the marines.
Clinton will get him killed
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>>30182049
hide him.