What's the best way to carry a sidearm when you are nude

In your hand or jockstrap

Are you planning on fighting your way through Shanghai like Kane and Lynch or something?

>>30156843
>there more options that I don't know about
Keister it.

>>30156843
just keep a gun in every room. On my desk I keep two pistols, one on each side in case something happens while I am jacking off. Not gonna waste that boner on account of some burglar.

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>>30156843
like this

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This is called a Texas Jock Strap.

>>30157045
>be me
>be not doin nuffin
>in someone else's house
>heard sumpin in the next room
>cracker comes running out with hard on in one hand and gat in the other
shiiiiieeeeet

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>>30157064
>be me
>didnu screams "don't shoot!"
>i cums everywhere
>dindu is aghast
>smile and say
>"that was just a warning shot"
>ejaculate on dindu while firing glock brand cock
>police don't believe that this is a case of self defense
>think that you were romantic with Jamal
>ruled a crime of passion


A chest rig seems like a good way to go.

>>30156843
I rectum carry a taurus judge. A lot of people are against it

>>30157298
yeah man, .410 is just not an effective self defense round.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TRjN1nLipA

I roll with the barrel up my ass and just kind of waddle around with a gun in my asshole...

It has the added benefit of if I ever have to fuck up an assailant in my home, not only will they be shot, they will be shit-shot with my poop particles on the bullet...

>>30157205
Top kek

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nudie butt

right now I have my gun belt and holster on with a bandana covering my "bits", so it's a tactical loin cloth.

Are there tactical loin cloths on the internet.

>my gf is humping me weird on the shoulder right now please go and stay go

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>>30158368
forgot the pic:

Just carry it in your ass like everyone else.

>>30156843
nude is when you're with the old lady foolin' around in the bedroom. naked is when you kids walk in on you.

One end of a lanyard in a noose type knot around your dick the other end on the pistol