Anybody talk to themselves at the range? Sometime's I'll

You got issues, OP. Wanna talk about them?

DON'T RUN!!
DON'T RUN!!

>>30118933
No, I don't have the autism to pretend I'm a character from a video game.

gb2 leddit, Hilldog shill

and seek help, troll shill or otherwise

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who the big guy now huh tough guy?

>>30118933
"You talkin to me?"

I'll whisper clicks of correction I need to make when sighting in. "Two up, three left" ect.

"steady... steady..."
"i think i can aim for the hole that i made from my previous shot. let me see if i can do it for my next 10."
"ok, that was terrible. i anticipated the shot too much."
etc.

Usually just say "shit" to myself

>>30118933
Not really other than stuff like
>whoops, just a bit low
>okay, let's try that again, a bit less retarded this time
>no holding it the same place you missed is going to make you miss
I dunno why, I guess I just like pretending I have a friend who I feel comfortable enough to rib a bit.

Also if I'm alone with a revolver I shout NOT ONE STEP BACK. I really should get a hand nugget.

>>30119023
I don't know why this is as relatable as it is.

>>30118987
OP's Autism: The Post

>>30119032
Yo, explain your recent posts.

>>30118933
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"

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Maybe shooting isn't the best hobby for you. Why dontcha try out archery?

>>30119190
Is this some Super Hebrew supertank?

Zogzilla?

>I'll show 'em. I'll show 'em all...

>>30118987
PRIMATE FIGHT

That's fucking dope I wish to subscribe and see more

>>30119208
Some Israeli kids college project.

I make retard growls / grunts.

HNNNNGGGGGG
and
FBLRFBLRFBLRFBLR

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>>30118933
Why yes I do! Generally consists of "Fuck," "Shit," "God dammit," "mother fucking cocksucker," "can't hit a goddamn fucking thing," "shooting low," "YOU SON OF A BITCH," and "Fuck this, fuck you, I am about to throw this fucking pistol down the lane."

Something to that effect.

>>30118933
>YEAH, HIT ME AGAIN DAD, YOU BITCH

>>30119172
>>30119252
Fuck off, you both know you're just saying it because you saw others doing it too. I seriously doubt this many people have played Caesar 2 to get the reference first hand.

Swallow your uncalled for pride and be helpful for once, it would help /k/ greatly.

>people with issues owning guns
seems like a good idea

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>>30119357
leave or love it buddy

>>30119140
That's a pretty good song, anon. Here's a (You).

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I scream "GATTACA!!"
>pic related

IT'S HIGH NOON

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>>30118933
I say "maximum firepower" when I'm playing with my AR-50 because the tracers look like red turboblaster bolts.

hey man nice shot or
what a good shot man

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>>30119583
Listen here motherfucker, this is a no bully thread and a designated safe space.

>>30118933

>Sometime's I'll whisper /say "Not so big now." or "Not so big anymore."

Fuck off CIA

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>>30119752
Welcome to the internet, you can check out any time you like

but you can never leave

I like to recite odd bits of poems that I know or hum the end credits theme to Skies of Arcadia. I like using them to get a rhythm going, it's a great way to control your breathing too.

I've mag dumped to my own recital of the ID4 President Whitmore speech more than a few times too. That's more for fun than anything else.

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>>30119752
KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES.

Sometimes I'll say a hail marry and squeeze off my round in sync with the last word and pretend I'm the sniper from Saving Private Ryan in the churchtower.

I always fuck up though.

>>30118933
I get you OP. I carry a HK USP compact at my work and like to go to the range every so often to practice with it. I yell things I might yell on the job like: "Who paid you to grab Dr.Pavel?" "He didn't fly so good, who wants to try next?" "Tell me Scout Bane, Why does he wear the mask?" "Allot of loyalty for a hired gun!".

I sometimes do that thing Hannible Lector does after talking about fava beans. Never when I miss tho.

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I usually whisper to myself "Wrestle with that Uncle Will" after I remember how funny it felt when he used to force me to wrestle with him when I was a kid.

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>>30119590
I wish I would have met you; now it's a little late.

>>30120130
DON'T

CALL

ANYBODY

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>>30120032
Yes, Sir!

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Well well well, make my day lady at Red Robins who said the mens restroom was off limits to me. Say I was joking. Say I am allowed back in Red Robin. Say I didn't do an absolute paint job in the mens restroom.

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>"pew-pew-pew"
>"ratatatata"
>"poom"
I am aware of how childish I am thank you

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>>30118933
To be perfectly honest, when shooting this big bastard I have said, in no particular order
"Mister Anderson"
"Come with me if you want to live"
"Let off some steam, Bennet"
"Sully, remember when it told you I'd kill you last? I lied."
"Yours say REPLICA on the side. Mine says Desert Eagle Five Point Oh."

I count rounds because i'm a forgetful type.

seek help, OP.

>>30118933
Normally just in the manner of "you stupid fucking faggot" or "goddamnit I'm awful"

>>30118933
MEN'S ASSES

>>30120346
>minigun
It's a tripod-based stabilising platform. For the love of fuck.

>>30121725
>five point oh
Holy shit a 500 cal

>>30118987
Fuck MMA. We need Mixed Primates Fights

Baboon vs Shaolin Monk
Gorilla vs WBA Heavy Wight
2 Chimps vs 2 man WWF team

>MPF League when?