>2016 >anon still not joined the VDV >mfw what

>>30098634
Здpaвcтвyйтe, my name is Ken-Ivaninovich.

I’m a 27 year old American Vatnik (Putin fan for you Pindos). I draw Marxist icons and Stalinist images on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and posting superior Russian military on /k/. (PAK FA, S-400, Armata series)

I train with my Tokarev every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through Abrams steel because it is forged in the ice of General Winter during the Great Patriotic War, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Russian fluently, both Northern and the Ukrainian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Russian history and their banya code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to Moscow to join the prestigious VDV to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a General for comrade Putin or a tank designer!

I own several ushanka and track suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Russia, so I can fit in easier. I squat to my elders and seniors and speak Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Russia!

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>>30101559
Mama Mia, that is some al dente pasta.
Seconds please.

Anonymous 2016-05-29 16:46:13 Post No.30102918
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Anonymous 2016-05-29 16:46:13 Post No.30102918 [Report]

>VYEH
>DEH
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/