White guy going to Tijuana to do some political surveys on the

>>30044208
>Is there anything I can wear that will save my life if stabbed?
a tourniquet

>>30044208
A stab proof vest....?

>>30044208
A gun.

>>30044208
Tijuana is safe unless you're being an idiot.

>>30044208
Nothing that won't stand out and make you look ridiculous and become an even bigger target.

Try dressing like a homeless person with no money. Maybe someone will give you a few pesos.

Tijuana is relatively safe being a resort town and all. The locals are savvy enough to know that if they start stabbing tourists they'll lose money and end up like the rest of Mexico. Just don't bother groups of men with tats and shit and you'll be fine.

>>30044250
The survey questions may offend a few people. So I am going to have to be ready for a little bit of animosity.

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>>30044286
what kind of questions are you asking?

>>30044208

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Tijuana?

Tijuana who?

Tijuana bring your mother to the gang bang?

Oh yes I do!

It's been a long time since she's had a screw.

Why not just hire some muscle?

>>30044286

Sounds like a stupid pointless idea. You can strap phone books around you but you will look stupid and it will be hot as hell.

Why would a political survey need to be possibly insulting.

What can the government do better?
What would you change?
What are you most disappointed in?

Sounds like you are just going down their with an edgy agenda. Enjoy your stabbings or rewrite the questions to sound logical.

>>30044208

>White guy going to Tijuana to do some political surveys on the street.

I just about spilled my beer I laughed so hard. Thanks for making my Monday just a little bit better.

>>30044208

dress like you are poor as shit

keep a fake wallet with $10 in it in case you get mugged

>>30045351
I was gonna say.

>>30044600
Underrated post. Thanks for this.

>>30045384
This, but make it more convincing. Put in $20 and a few of those fake credit cards you get in junk mail from credit card companies. Some fast food receipts too. Make it look like an actual, everyday poor person's wallet.

They know an obvious fake wallet when they see one, and they'll check in your shoes and under your shirt and such.

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>>30044208
Try Carhartts. They're very rugged, I don't think they'll stop a stab but they'll definitely take most of the edge off a slash. They're like the unofficial state clothes brand up here in Maine

>>30047021
>Looking like a retarded yank down there
You have never been to Mexico, do you?

>>30047021

>known to stop NYPD 9mm

Go for it.

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>>30046537
so where should you hide it?

>>30044286
Theb your survey is already flawed fucker.look it over and try it again.

>>30044286
>Have you ever stabbed a gringo for asking annoying questions?
>If so, where and when?

Tape phonebooks to your body, cover with carhart jacket. You are solid against knives.

>>30047125
Sauce plz

>>30044208
Wear the carbon steel blades off 2 dollar saws, duct taped together.

Make up answers to survey and stay in motel.

>>30047210
>>30047210
http://exhentai.org/g/714418/3430f615ba/

surprisingly easy to find with tags yandere and pegging

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This ought to work.

>>30047497
>pegging
Trash

>>30047497
>Sad panda.jpeg

>>30047511
This OP

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>All these clueless basement dwellers who've never left the country

Nothing, I repeat NOTHING, will happen to you in TJ.

You are the client, people in TJ, even cartel have no reason to hurt their client.

OP if you're going to act like an ass in TJ make sure you have a Spanish speaker with you.

>>30047529
>being this retarded

I'm in Tijuana, ask away OP, i'll tell you if your questions are a good or bad idea.