Your in WW2 and you see this tank coming up towards your sherman

Nope myself across a bridge.

>>30008233
Yeah. As much as i'd like to die. I think i choose life.

Good luck with that crack SS division.

>>30008233
Wait until a P-47 shreds their column, proceed to march on Berlin

It's not a tank. It's a mobile bunker, slow as fuck. Just bring infantry with bombs, call for artillery or bypass it.

surrender and suck its dick

Since there is no infantry, sneak up to it with satchel charges, blow off treads.

Wait until it falls in a ditch, gets stuck in the mud or falls into someone's basement or the sewers.

>>30008233
Wait 3 minutes for it to break down, drive around it.

Quit.

Wait for it to break down or be slaughtered by the Allies' air superiority

Find a Hetzer to immobilize it and get to a vantage point where I can shoot it from above.

hide in a ditch and suck its dick when its not looking

"Hallo Freund's! I captured an Americana tank to take to the engineers, and make our own!"

"To victory!"

>>30008233
Wait for it to break down. Kill the crew when they get out to fix it.

Flank it or call in the U.S. Army Air Force.

>>30008233
Wait for world of tanks patch update to come up and install the update so that all german tanks are basically rendered useless and all russian tanks are turned OP as fuck.

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Join them to fight Jewish-Bolshevism

>>30008233
Be prepared for it, and trade some slav chick I was fucking while in tank for them, so I could live

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>>30008233

Smoke
flank it and drill it with my HVAP
Rear around and take out the Tigers
Relocate in the woods and pick off the Panzer IVs coming up.

Then turn around and cut down all the effeminate Nazi-boo jizz drinking faggots in this thread saying how much they'd be a pussy in the face of German armor.

>>30008233
wonder why in the actual fuck am I in a Sherman, check the turret and/or the sides of the hull to see what markings it has, if I see stars I GTFO and go find me an abandoned T-34-85 or KV-1 (those shouldn't be hard to come by) & some white paint, black paint and a paintbrush to draw Finnish Swastikas on the turret before joining the German formation to remove cabbage soup from Europe.

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>>30009060
>playing WOT
>not WT

>>30008233
Hope there were M36s or some Hellcats hiding off somewhere to push their shit in

>>30009216
World tank? is that the Chinese copy.

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>Open this thread
>see all these fairies saying they would surrender
>Meanwhile Mike Whittman once took out a squad of T-34s in a short barrel StugIII

This video is for all you cunts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrtS2_TfbeY

>your in the fatherland and this tank slaps your girls ass and says "was wollen Sie dagegen tun?"
>Wat do?

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>>30008831
>US engineering ever was better than German engineering.

>>30008410
This.

>>30008233
Fuck off and call for an artillery strike or something.

>>30008773
I see what you did there.

Call in artillery and laugh as they lament about our "autoloading artillery."