Dear /k/, I challenge you to find a knife as useless as the TOPS

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That doesn't look that ridiculous, considering "other" knives out there. Looks more like a small, sharpened, prybar. Made of good steel too. Trying to fit into a edc/utility market maybe?

I wouldn't ever buy it though. Handle's too short to be useful to me, blade's too thick to shave wood and too short to baton (I prefer not to baton though). Most importantly, it's waaaaaaaaay too heavy for what it is.

But if someone gave me one, I wouldn't spit on them. There are far more "offensive" knives...

I might have a couple. Will post pics when i get back to my computer.

>>30008659
>tobbacco pipe
...How?

>>30008680
I guess the "fire bearing bowl" has a little hole that goes to that part? I don't want a hollow knife.

>>30008680

Scraper. To scrape ash and char from the bowl of a pipe.

>>30008757
I have a pipe and that is a completly wrong shape for anything but initial tamping.

>>30008766
Its actually for weed pipes but they cant actually say that.

>>30008809
the point
your head

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i win faggot

>>30007897
It isn't a bad knife by any means but it is .25 inches longer than what I can legally carry in via boot, pocket or neck. I'd rather carry some of https://www.topsknives.com/knives/blade-length/0.38-2.44 or risk going with the Wolf Pup series ( the Wolf Pup XL in regions that allow for a larger blade and the Wolf Pax 2 for camping ) when possible.

>>30008856
Not even close

>>30008874
Pic related; partially serrated version.

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>>30008888
>.> image didn't post.

>>30008888
Witnessed

>>30008875
Bitch please have you ever even seen the shit I posted? $1 knife. I shot one in half with three pumps on a pumpmaster bb gun. It is literally the worst pos knife that is made today.

>>30008993
buts its 1$ the tops roughneck and the infamous tracker are much more expensive.

>>30009050
that doesnt make the frost less useless
that shit will snap apart just chilling in your pocket

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Cant chop, can't slice well, can't stab well. So what can it do besides be 800 dollars.

>>30009289
and this is exactly what i was thinking about when i wrote "also only single bladed knives"

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>>30009289
>can't stab well

>>30009050
The Lil Roughneck is inherently "better" than that knife. I base this on: the 1095 Rowen Steel(edge retention and durability), and the construction of the knife. It would be very difficult to break the Lil Roughneck in a practical situation.

That being said, I'd rather have a quality folding knife than the Lil Roughneck. I'd take a $40 Spyderco Tenacious for example instead, unless for some reason I was prying a wood crate open.

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i got one of these. not sure why. it's only practical for slicing tape off of boxes.

>>30009364
Seriously, it's so large the it's like trying to stab with an axe head. My cheep knife can stab a tire just fine, that thing barely can.

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posting as promised.

Behold, the pointless (pun intended) punch dagger.

>>30010033

You're clearly retarded.

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>>30007897
Slysteel Shark Tooth Hunter, by TOPS..

>>30010033

You know the Sykes dagger, which was heavily used by SAS, bunch of other fucks...who been using it since 1941 to present, is almost the same length as the jagdkommando knife. It's like half an inch shorter.

You're clearly a faggot who has never held that knife. So fuck off.

>>30010281

It has nothing to do with the length retard. It's the profile of the blade. The Sykes is extremely narrow, the Jagdkommando is not.

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>>30007897
useless and fucking ugly

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>>30010191
Fucking winrar so far

>>30009445
>It would be very difficult to break the Lil Roughneck in a practical situation.
it would be impossible to use a lil roughneck in a practical situation.

>>30010196
Look up reviews and videos, it can't penetrate, it's so wide it has a hard time going very far.

>>30010281
The skyes dagger isn't a tri blade massive piece of shit now is it?

>>30010281
>Doesn't reading comprehension, parrots memes he heard
>calls other retarded faggots while being one himself

POTTERY

>>30010796
Did you mean poetry?

>>30010033
But...but it takes a team of surgeons...

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>>30010796
Pottery?

>>30010607

how about stuffing it in a sock and hitting someone with it?

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>>30010960

nonsense, kid. If you're going to project your penis fantasy into other people's flesh, get a real dick dagger.

>>30010607
I see your argument, but I disagree. You could easily cut rope, zip ties, boxes, etc, with it. It is, after all, a sharpened piece of steel. Cutting food(width), preparing game(width), making wood shavings(width and edge geometry), splitting wood (length), or using it for defense(length and 3 finger handle) would all be examples of things it would do poorly, if at all.

I'm playing Devil's Advocate here, I'd never buy it. Too expensive, too heavy, too short a handle. Almost useless for bushcraft. But to say that you wouldn't be able to use it for most everyday tasks you use a knife for (practical situations) is a bit exaggerated.

>>30011056
CUBAN PETE IS THAT YOU?

>>30011044
Yet another practical use of the Lil Roughneck. I'm being sarcastic obviously. It's weight would make that work though, which is its primary problem. There are lighter weight, less expensive options with better designed handles.

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>>30008888
>dem quads