Ok /k/, so you're out camping in the desert and suddenly

>>30005447
More friends with rifles

M2HB loaded with MK211.

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>>30005447
T-Gewehr and all the ammo you can carry.

Sticks of dynamite.

A lot of them.

Some MREs, about a palette of RC cars, some sticks of TNT or C4, a ball cap, a Name Change Form that legally makes me Burt Gummer...not much else.

burt

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And a safari hat.

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>>30005447
Hardmode is African graboids

>>30005530
Beat me to it. Him drinking his urine in tremors 5 was hilarious.

7.62 NATO minigun and a .50 AE Desert Eagle

For when you really just need to kill the absolute shit out of something.

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>>30005447
CGMC M15 halftrack
2 friends to function as driver and loader
lots of blammo
Loadsa gas
a carton of lucky strikes
and a bottle of champagne for victory toasts

>>30005447
>What's your optimal loadout?
A helicopter

>>30005543
I saw that on Netflix. Much better than I was expecting.