Well looks like I'm going have to move again for the third

>>30001750
Felons don't deserve guns you freak

>>30001824
I'm not a goddamn felon jesus fuck I'm tired of being called that what the hell makes me a fucking felon?

Someone give me one good damn reason why you fucks think I'm a felon?

Also I'm not a freak I'm just a human being like the rest of you people.

Fuck this I'm going to go take my bath and clean myself up and I better not see any gucking shitposting on this thread because fuck you I just want a normal thread.

>>30001750
Move to NY

>>30001750
Move to California

>>30001845
>Someone give me one good damn reason why you fucks think I'm a felon?
Because you keep moving around like a felon

>>30001845
>I'm not a goddamn felon

Got a lucky streak with your public defenders?

Just got back from the bath and fuck I feel clean and healthy.

>>30001857
No I don't eant to get murdered in new york city

>>30001865
Not going their either god I hate California

>>30001883
That doesn't mean I'm a felon you jackass.

>>30001887
Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of my thread!

>>30002217
>No I don't eant to get murdered in new york city
lmao its not the 70's anymore

>>30002217

You really do sound like a felon.

Fleeing states and complaining about.

Being way to descriptive with things that normal people don't describe such as "Just got back from the bath and fuck I feel clean and healthy."

Seem overly impressed with showering, were showers limited during your last stay in the pen?

Sound like a felon with your choppy speech patterns.

Don't play us for just calling it like we see it. Fix it and you likely won't need to move so often.

Your welcome.

>>30002241
People still get murdered in New York City they just don't report it because that would ruin their little paradise heaven

Fuck that place

>>30002277
No I don't sound like a felon.

Also it's normal to clean up and feel so clean and healthy after a nice warm bath what? You don't wash? Go kill yourself then

I'm not fleeing states nor am I a criminal I'm just thinking about Utah because I always hear how religion is strong there and how Christianity is pure there just like me but not sure about gun laws up there.

Don't wanna help then fuck off and die!

Dude stop taking the bait man.

Also utah is for cucks that hate booze and caffeine, Don't move there.

>>30002365
You don't want to tell us all the circumstances about you moving?

You can't bring yourself to admit it?

You were acquitted but everyone you live near is aware you aren't innocent and won't hire you?

You go fuck off and die.

>>30002365
Ah so you want to take multiple wives. maybe that was your felony

>>30001845
How does it work for parole officers when you move? Do you notify the court from the place you were convicted and they find one, or do you have to do that?

>>30002217
More like Jew York city nowadays.

>>30002464
>nowadays

what are we comparing to, 1890?

>>30002383
I don't like bewr nor am I a fan of caffeine so no issues for me but what about gun laws can you own guns easily up there?

>>30002399
I am innocent and such but the reason I'm planning to move is because a few days ago I made a thread about a few friends finding shit on my computer and the bolted out of the house and I have a feeling they told the community church about what I had.

It was just a fluffy getting killed and other normal stuff from 4chan

I don't feel like going to the church here out of fear on what they would say to me hell I'm afraid to even see my friend's faces now

>>30002400
I'm not a muslim you dumbass

I'm a Christian get it right for once

>>30002451
Go AWAY FUCK

>>30002464
New york is always shit

>>30002485
No new york is a death trap like Detroit

>>30002505
>beer

FUCKING SHIT PHONE

>>30002505
What was on your computer? Ya gotta spill the juicy details now since you brought it up.

>>30002505

Did you find religion during your last stay in prison?

You really don't sound to religious as you tell everyone to fuck off and die

Is that what prison religions are like? Sort of the violence of Islam with the acceptability of Christianity.

What guns do you own?

>>30002505
Is the race thing as big a deal in prison as the TV shows make it out to be?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_Utah

Pretty based compared to commie states.

Now srsly. Quit taking all this b8

>>30002544
Not again I really don't want to explain what was on it.

There was a painting of jesus christ doing a bad thing and a fluffy getting killed just normal stuff really

Thats basically it

>>30002571
I'm not a fucking criminal damnit and regarding religion I was always a good Christian besides I was raised in Christianity

God loves us all

>>30002585
I'm not a fucking prisoner if I was then I wouldn't be a good person now would I?

>>30002613
I am sure some people in prison are good people, but we haven't proven it about you one way or the other, have we? We just know you have (1) or more felonies.

>>30002613
>furry snuff and jesus porn

White people...

>>30002613
>There was a painting of jesus christ doing a bad thing and a fluffy getting killed just normal stuff really

I used to post abyuse here to annoy tripfags, and even I feel normal now.

>>30002613
Ok so you have a felony pending.

Running away won't help. You have a case, you need to arrange counsel so you can fight it.

>>30002657
I didn't do anything wrong

I'm a legal law abiding citizen

>>30002675
Nothing wrong with being a human being

>>30002693
Well good to know your normal as well

>>30002713
No I don't

I just don't want to stay around here anymore and want to go to a state that is both very religious and very friendly besides I feel embarrassed to go to my church again

Why is everyone keep saying I'm a felon?

>>30002756
Ey man I'm just saiyan'

You jerk it to some freaky shit.

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>OP is a felon

>>30002805
My fetishes and interests are to myself only and I don't care what everyone else's fetishes are.

Besides I masturbate to whatever I want to and hoping to try out some of my bdsm torture sex games with my nice girlfiend but she isn't with me anymore since she moved away but perhaps a high end sex doll will be nice.

>>30002816
I'm not a fucking felon point out what I did was illegal

Is it a crime to masturbate!?

all these /k/o takin ops bait like pros

>>30002851
>bdsm

My nigga

>>30002851
>bdsm torture sex games

Gee I wonder if OP made this thread then

https://desustorage.org/k/thread/29659359

>>30002944
There's more than one of these guys on /k/.

>>30002942
I love hardcore BDSM especially sex games where I play as a master and my girl is my little slave pet

Also into other things like chained up for several days while on s fuck machines and punishments where I pour hot water and wax over my sex slave girl and to hear her thank you daddy

Fuck it I'm going to go masturbate right now to relieve my stress

>>30002944
Nothing wrong with having a sweet fetish

>>30002964
What are you suggesting?

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>>30003106
Nigga you fucking what?

>>30001750

You are pathetic

but endearing

You should write an autobiography or start a vlog or youtube gun review channel.

>>30003106
You my sir are a strange man you know that

>>30003372
>the adventures of antman
>episode one - feeding ants with live animals while screaming about how he is a good christian

Op kys

>>30002756
>I want to move because my pastor knows I'm weird.
>I need to move to somewhere new that will also be religious.
You sound like you're an recovering alchoholic. Also a faggot. If you need religion that bad go move in with a militarized cult.

Bump because why not

>>30010099
OP said he doesn't want to do anything with muslims at all since he considers them to be violent and evil.