Looking to buy a knife as a wedding present for my future brother

Dragon dildo.

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>eight inches of high carbon
>stain resistant
>serrated edges
>german engineering
>only $44.99
>fucking born to bread

Your future brother in law.will like it so much eh'll want to marry you instead.

spydero paramilitary 2 or benchmade osborne 940/941. Don't do serrated or partially serrated.

Alternatively, this: >>29994448

>>29994416
buy him 15 AK bayonets

Dragon dildo.

>>29994416
Definitely something Spyderco, they are god tier knives. I recommend the Manix 2, no serration.

>>29994416
RTAK II

Or a medium dragon dildo.

>>29994416
Get the cheapest mallninja katana you can find.

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With the right tools and skills and a few hours of labor, you could make him one

No questions. Its either a well preserved M3 from WW2, a brand new Kabar or a vietnam-era Air Force survival knife. All 3 can be bought for 150 or less

>>29994416
Paramilitary 2 is pretty god-tier.
You can get a cheaper Zero Tolerance knife in that budget, but I believe the only one that is offered under 150 is the 0350.

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>>29994416
Get him a knock off microtech from China.
DHgate has these.
/store/20223569
and
/product/microtech-socom-s35vn-tanto-blade-folding/241291217.html#s1-9-1b;searl|2619389588

I have each of these of these. They easily meet and beat spyderco.

Fallkniven. F1, A1, or WM1, depending on your estimate of his expected use.

Fixed blades are always a better gift than a folder.

>>29994878
That's a lot of shitty knives, desu

>>29995011
Which ones don't you like?

>>29995011
I don't think you know what you're talking about.

>>29994484
>>29994526
>>29994771
Vouch spyderco paramilitary 2, easily one of the best knives I have ever owned. Daily carry now that I don't work with rope much (half serrated blade makes quick work of sisal).

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save your money

he'll leave her once he knows what a whore she really is

Buy yourself a nice knife instead

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>>29994416
get a GEK EDC or an GEK 2000

german engineering at its finest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA7Sia0LzPw

>>29994416
Benchmade anything really. Top quality and they retain value.

Leatherman wave and get it engraved, will be more useful irl

No one here likes Esee?

>>29997163
i do, but for every esee knife there is an alternative blade you can pick, that comes at a lower price, better steel or higher quality

>>29997172
Give me an alternative to an esee 6 (genuine question im looking at buying it)

>>29994416
I vote for a benchmade 940. More classy and slick than a spyderco paramilitary2. I think it looks better too and is more suited to edc tasks.

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>>29994416
>Any suggestions?

Barkriver.

They make all kinda blade sizes and designs and each is available in dozens of different handle materials.

Pics of your coal burning sister.

>>29997917
Eickhorn GEK 2000. D2 steel and nice leather sheath.
the Böker version is nice too but has a different steel and an improved sheath.
even micarta scales and a kydes sheaths are available.

it does not come with a lifetime waranty but is nearly indestructable.

>>29998178
Thanks dude that looks awesome. It's nice to have a decent recommendation once in a while, i was expecting to get 10 different recommendations for a bk7