>yo~~~~~ Quick, can you stop a banzai charge with a weapon

>Zippo
I'll be fine

>Mossberg 590

If its less than 9 folks then I'm good

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>>29879048
For just 7 Japs? I think so.

>>29879048
>closest thing to a weapon in my entire room is a walking cane

>a pair of chopsticks
shit

>>29879107
They may think you're one of them.

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Wife is within reach and I have my pocket knife, so im sure I could activate my hero shield and take one guy out

>a machete and several tabs of fucked up nip porn comics
I will die as i have lived.

>exacto knife and a car battery

Lets get crazy motherfuckers.

>>29879048
>FAL

I think I could.

Would an M70 with 75 round drum be sufficient?

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>>29879578
>slr-107fr

C'mon slav-paint, don't fail me now!

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>A Ruger SR1911 with an empty mag
>A single cartridge of Winchester 305gr .45-70 Gov't soft point

As a disciple of the murder/k/ube, WITNESS ME

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>>29879048

It would be messy

>my penis
They don't stand a chance

>>29880236

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/103420/japanese-charm

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>Vz.61 and a comb
.32 should be fine for underfed IJN troops. Hopefully they know what they're doing-it's a 180-degree left turn from the stairs to enter my basement suite, and there's no concealment, cover, or place to stack up.

>A SMLE and a Walther PPS M2 with two magazines

I may survive.

>>29880198
>YEA WE WEPT WHEN WE REMEMBERED ZION

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>Chink Type 97NSR
I hope they can appreciate the irony.

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>10in barrelled mosin

Japanese style BBQ for dinner tonight. Just add some of picture related to taste.

>AR15
>Shoot one, two of his buddies drag him away

I'll be fine.

>airsoft gun and a swiss army knife

Those japs don't stand a chance

>>29880375
How's the magwell on it? I've heard that sometimes they work fine with all mags and some need to be filed down, but it seems to vary depending on the individual rifle.

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>>29880375
>He's going to stop a banzai charge w/ 5 round magazines.

I'd just show them the kind of cheese pizza they can find on the modern interwebs and I'm sure they'll rethink the charge, those sick pedo fucks.

>>29880480
russians did it

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I can stop the officer's katana swing and bash some heads in, I guess.

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>>29879048
>Big ass machete
I could maybe take a guy down before getting mowed. That is unless katana slices straight through my machete...

>>29880516
as did americans. plenty of 5 shot springfields were used in the pacific.

>>29879048
>be gook
Nothing's gonna stop them from charging and making me into a comfort woman

>>29880671
Just shoot them from your roof, gookfag.

>bring up pictures of kawaii traps in a tentacle pit on phone
>gives me just the right amount of time to finish my shit and sneak off to my gun room

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Mmmhh, I'm fucked

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I'm always prepared for the inevitable charge of communists or Asians.

>>29880480
The red electrical tape helps cover up the pin holes when you rip them out. Shitty Norc mag only holds like ~24 rds, though.
>>29880457
Eats STANAGs and Gen 2 PMags fine, Gen 3s are a bit tight.

>dog kennel
>table and chairs

well I'm not going out like a bitch I guess

>>29879048
Mosin M44 with 9 rounds of JSP on the stock. I think I stand a decent chance, as long as it's only those 7 guys.

An open spam can. I guess I could give them all tetanus.

>>29879048
Heh, I've been waiting for this moment all my life.

*unsheathes katana*

>>29879048
>m1 garand

Definitely.

>>29879048
M&P Bodyguard 380, ill get the first 2 prolz, but the infantry gonna have their way with my cat

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>>29881066
>not enough men in OP's pic for the ping

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>M1 Carbine with 6 loaded mags

I think I'm good.

CZ 75B and FAL.

I'll be fine even without a magazine change.

>>29879048
Toilet brush :(

>>29879048
no, i'm not psychotic
i'm in my office

AR with an aimpoint and 20 loaded mags, Glock 19 with 2 loaded mags, a kevlar vest, a plate carrier with rifle plates, and a 3A FAST helmet...

Yeah I should be fine.

>>29879048
>A horse and about 30 feet of chainsaw chain.

Liking my odds.

>>29879048
A couple of folding knives and a bottle of moisturizer. My skin will be tender and smooth in my final moments.

My Mauser 71/84 I don't think this is going to work.

>reading this thread on the toilet
Lysol spray, some matches, toilet paper, a pair of tweezers, and the lid to the tank. I think I'll light the TP, use the Lysol as a flamethrower if possible (hurl it if it doesn't work), smash as many heads with the tank lid as possible, and switch to the tweezers to finish up.

It'll be glorious if I win.

>IBM Model M

Should last thru the officer at least

>>29879048
I'll stop the banzai charge by clicking the 'x' on the browser

:-)

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X-26 razer
And a mag flash light
Probably not. However I'm pretty sure the Nintendo 3ds in front of me would buy me some time.

Tazer. I meant tazer.

>nerf gun
>katana

should be easy enough

Mossberg 500 loaded down with buckshot,my Glock 23 and grandpapies Kabar. I'll be fine.

>>29879048

>a chink made 1911

If history is any indicator, yes, but only barely.

>24inch overall length decorative Freemason sword
I think I'll just bend over

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I have a buck 119 hunting knife and a large heavy blanket. I'm ready

>Morituri te salutant

>>29879048
2 ak's, a dw .357, a cz75 sp01, a k31, and a ithaca 37 are all within my reach right now. A few more steps if i had ammo i could grab a type 99 too

>>29879048

well considering I have a loaded AR right next to me and two full sized combat pistols loaded in strategic places around my house I think I will be just fine.

Bring it on you jap bastards!

>>29879048
AK Draco SBR and my trusty .38
Im good to go.

Browning Hi Power with 2 spare mags. Let's operate.

92FS in my bedside safe, loaded. I'll be OK. Can't speak for the Japanese.

I've got a half finished bottle of Vanilla Coke, a gamecube, and a dead flashlight.

Bring it on, Japs.

I've got my dick in my hand right now. Those Japs have never seen anything like it and they'll never know what hit them.

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>Glock 19
Life is good.

Glock 26 and two extra mags by the bed.

I left my 92FS at my other house this week.