You're peacefully walking through the woods when suddenly

>>29846618
nothing, because i've been dead for 87 years prior to this unusual meeting

rouge? like sort of red? moulin rouge?

>>29846632
Tree whose stump it is pls go

>>29846618

If it were the good old days I'd get some dynamite and blow the stump apart. I guess now I have to settle for stapling a target to it and shooting at it over the course of a long, relaxing afternoon.

>>29846618
It's too bad Shapiro got cuckd so hard by that woman that he white knighted

>>29846618
My grandfather has a hunting story where he was running out of daylight and spotted the silhouette of a bear really close by. He quickly put 5 rounds into it, only to discover it was a rotting tree.

So obviously guns won't work.

>score 3 deep grooves across the top
>build kindling and start fire
>cook stew on the stump and enjoy innawoods meal
>pack up and jrek off on stumps charred corpse
>circle of life

>>29846999
How did he live to tell the tale if he didn't drop it though?

i'm stumped

>>29848580
>This thread
Making America great again?

>>29848440

>implying you can kill what is already dead

>>29846618
Just walk away

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>You talk to the STUMP.
>It doesn't seem much for conversation.
>Hickok45 seems happy with you.

0g 0exp

>>29846618

>>>/qst/