>Get kidnapped taken to a house in the middle of the woods.

>>29825782
Put it on a shirt

>>29825782
Kill him with the mac and take his car home, the end

>>29825782
Fucking kill myself because I have nothing to live for

>>29825791
kek

>>29825782
>Field-strip Mac 10 & both magazines; inspect all components & ammunition.
Right away I can tell that there's something funny about the bullets; I don't think they're live rounds. Actually, the Mac-10 was unloaded... were the magazines even loaded? Am I hallucinating these bullets? Either way, I don't think these phantasmal bullets will work....
>Reassemble Mac 10 & both magazines.
There! How long did that take? Did I win? I mean, *clearly* that's what's going on here, right? I mean, you *are* Delta Force, and this *is* a test to see if I'll be taken to the next level of Selection, *right?*
>If I'm wrong, I kill all of them with my bare hands, but I force each one to swallow bullets & Mac-10 components before ending them.

Mac 10 open bolt?
Run behind nearest corner then mag dump into the guy hopefully within first 10 seconds
That doesn't work, you still have one more magazine and got a bit of a head start

>>29825782
I'm fat

Fat people are hard to kidnap

I don't think this would happen to me.

>>29825782
AM I BEING DETAINED

Be very confused and mag dump then run.

i would just digi-volve to a better thread, step up your game sempai