Ash only referred to his shotgun as a "boomstick" because

people in the middle ages were smarter than ppl today

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Don't be an autist Frank. People can call a shotgun an "asswiper" if they want.

>>29746930
Just look at tumblr

>stahp having fun you guiz

>>29746868
>Ash calls his shotgun a boomstick
>proceeds to go into intricate details about what it is, where you can buy it, and the price

Sure, buddy.

>>29746868
>Assuming people today are morons.

>>29746868
So are you saying you don't want to see my boomstick?

>>29746868
>>29747101
There have always been idiots in every generation.
>>29746930
No they're not. Most people in the Middle ages were illiterate morons. We have plenty of idiots today, but people in the Middle Ages were way dumber than people today. Someone who we would consider to be of average intelligence today would practically be considered a genius in the Middle Ages.

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>>29747752
>No they're not. Most people in the Middle ages were illiterate morons. We have plenty of idiots today, but people in the Middle Ages were way dumber than people today. Someone who we would consider to be of average intelligence today would practically be considered a genius in the Middle Ages.
Here's the smug animu face you so deperately crave, you dumb fuck.

>>29747763
Gr8 b8

>>29746868
Ok. Lets call it ... blunderbuss!

>>29746868
>not calling it a scattergatter
>THE YEAR THAT IT IS RIGHT NOW

>>29748119
>Not calling it a Cheney Blaster.

>danger bad hurley-ball flinger

>>29748390
>Hippy liquidator.
Also shotty nickname thread?

>>29747034

Shop smart; shop S Mart.

>>29746868
I call mine "Your Mom's Vagina"

>>29748466
Kurt Cobain Microphones

>>29746868

They weren't morons, they just couldn't anticipate future inventions.

>>29747752
Uneducated, yes. Unintelligent, no.

You must be uneducated yourself if you can't tell the difference.

>>29747034
>you can no longer buy a shotgun at an S Mart equivalent
Ash may not want to see the world we've created.

>>29748788
you can buy shotguns at walmart, which is the s mart of today

I've always been fond of shootymcshootface

>>29748663
Hah!

>>29746868
Nice fatwa, Farook.

>>29746868
OP only referred to his boyfriend as a "girl" because he was dealing with fag denial.
If you seriously refer to a trap as a "girl" in everyday life you should kill yourself.