I know almost nothing about the military. Poor physique, bad

Yeah OP, but make sure you join the French Foreign Legion. They're a lot less strict than most militaries.

>>29729865
Women with worse qualifications do so successfully all the time

>>29729865
Depends, can you pass the penis inspection?

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>>29729865
Drunk Ex-Armyfag, here.

What would you like to do in the military?

Don't worry about social retardation, I had it too.

They will teach you all the skills in basic.

Simply put. If you see red white and blue, chances are it's the police.

>>29729865
Do you want to?

>>29729865
Do you want to join the military?

Or are you just asking because you don't know what else to do?
If you want to join the military, then yes you should do it.
If not, then no you shouldn't do it.
Case dismissed

>>29729865
You probably need to. You sound like a pussy loser, and they might be able to keep you from polluting the future.

>>29729865
yes, coast guard

>socially retarded
>bat motor skills
>not physically fit

Hell son, learn to beat your wife and drive drunk and you'd make a perfect marine.

>>29733678
With those basic 3 traits you should have a pretty bright future as an air force intelligence officer.

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>>29733678
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