If you were a gun, which would you be and why? I'd be the

>>29578855
Can't wait for this shit thread to fall off the board.

>>29579593
But you bumped it :/

>>29578855
I would take G36, m60e4 or AA12
G36 is light, reliabe and quality
M60E4 has damn good firerate
AA12 for close combat

I'd be a Vulcan 20mm cannon, I last less than 5 seconds.

a hi-point because i'm cheap and ugly and people only settle for me because they can't get anything better

I'm a FN CAL. Complete failure and my younger sibling is better and more popular.

>>29578855
nice meme friend XDDDD

I'd be an m1911

Lots of people really like me even though I'm old and heavy and finicky

I'd be a Glock 20.
I'm strong, I always work, and almost everyone hates me because they are casuals and idiots.

>>29578855
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>>29578855
Just horribly broken, nearly unidentifiable

HKG11
I'm really good at what I do and have a niche internet following, but I look funny as fuck.

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>>29578855

m16a1

i try, but my best never seems to be quite good enough.

VEPR 12
Fancy new black car, same old action on the inside, enjoy shooting clays.

>>29584167
This, along with the fact that I'm the eldest brother in my family, I'm reliable under the right conditions but I tend not to be in said conditions, I have excellent eyesight and can hit/see things a long way off, and I'm not as good as my younger siblings.

My parents never liked that I was the oldest and wished that someone else was in my position, I'm typically only remembered as having done absolute shit even though I, once again, wasn't that bad under the right circumstances.
I also helped raise my own damn brothers like the M16 did (it was used as the basis for all of it's younger brothers so far) yet they all try to replace me.
I'm slightly heavy but lighter than others, and I tend to get clogged up.

>>29578855
hi-point c9,:cheap, dumb design, meant to be used as a burner gun.

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>>29579593
You call it shit and yet you propagate it?