>14 MREs >only one (1) hashbrowns with bacon fuck how

>>29576330
by eating the other 13

>>29576330
Acquire hashbrowns and bacon, duh.

>>29576330
What the fuck? There are hashbrown and bacon MREs now?

Back in my day the brass and staff raided the boxes and left us with the fucking Veggie Omelettes and Penne Pasta.


Fuck you.

>>29576443

Not OP's problem you're a timid punk ass bitch.

>reach for MRE
>hand slapped
>"o-oh ok."

>>29576443
>Penne Pasta

Jesus Christ that thing is fucking VILE.

The internal bleeding from eating 14 MREs will kill you.

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out of the other 13 there should be jambalaya.

>>29576614
fucking kek

false alarm guys I found a second one

I have a strangely disproportionate amount of crackers compared to wheat snack bread though

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>>29576443
>Veggie Omelettes

>>29576669
Crackers are GOAT, snack bread is for weak pussies.

>>29576727

snack bread is aight if you put that bacon or jalapeno cheese spread on it

don't forget the franks/tabasco

>>29576614
I don't think you understand.

The MREs weren't even in the box for me to attempt to grab. They were gone before we got the boxes.

>>29576859

>what is tactical acquisition
>AKA sneeki breeki

>>29576859
>not walking in at 1am, picking the lock, and grabbing that shit

Chili mac is wonderful

>>29577642

Eating a chillimac MRE in general should be grounds for someone to get a purpleheart