Alright. Suddenly Hitler appears on the world stage, he's

>>29564066
Ask him to teach us the secret of living to be 127

>>29564091
Carrots, mostly.

>>29564091
Obviously he's response would be only if you join him or that's just a German thing.

Nukes and occupation.

>>29564066
Wonder why Chile's new president has the last name Hitler

>>29564066
Join up for dem sweet FG-42s and lugers.

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Alright.

Suddenly Hitler appears on the high school stage, he's old as fuck and leading a new group of cool kids to victory in state.

What would the high school nerds do?

>>29564569
They build him V2, Version two.

Let him fix South America.

>>29564066
umm...let him. Literally, at this point, hitler would probably be best for south america. Besides, what is he going to do, sneak up on the US through panama and chew his way through the hellhole no mans land/ cartell quagmire that is mexico? <sorry mexico. you know it to be true>

ask for his autograph, those things are going to be worth a shitton of money.

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>>29564066
Would join the Argentine Reich to remove hue hue's

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Sign up for the new special police force.

>>29565227
You type like a faggot.

>>29564066
let him catch Zika

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>>29564123
>underrated

>>29564066
>What would the world do?

*The world* would do fucking nothing, because muh Monroe Doctrine.

*America* would help him take over Venezuela, because if there's one thing we learned from WWII it's that left-wing dictators are worse in the long run than right-wing dictators. Banana Republic Hitler on a leash would be a valuable asset. Very different from the Europe-mongling Hitler of yesteryear.

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>>29566359
This

>>29564066
same thing it did first time around, argue with each other and wait to see if someone else handles the problem before the americans have to step in and fix it

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>>29567007
"fix"

>>29567007
Dude...the Russians did most of the fighting and kept up the pressure on one front by themselves for 3x longer than ANY American involvement.

Did you not read any history books?

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>>29564066
Where do I sign up?

>>29564066
>What would the world do?

Well they're already convinced Trump is Hitler, so apparently not a whole lot.

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>>29564066
Do literally nothing until Zeppelins are somehow in the air over london firebombing shit and some asshole's stolen and crashed the last SR-71 in service into the flight deck of the HMS Eagle.

>>29564066
A - cheer him on, because meh southamerica without dictators means no bananas no coffee
B - watch all the leftards trying to say he's "literally worse than President Trump"

>>29564569
First i would get angry and dont know what to do, Hitler is both popular in class and with the parent groups.

So i dance my rage away to fight another day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0rmSkHzoi0

>>29567154
References only a few people can understand. Were the Nazis Vampires as well?

can we just nuke the fucker?
shit, worked in WW2 against the japs, should work now against the nazis.

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>>29567154
>mfw that actual twitter 'IT'S FUCKING NAZIS' post

That abridged series was fucking great.

>>29567635
curious now, sauce?

>>29564569
Challenge him to lunch ball

>>29566359
>such concentration of autism

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>>29567728
https://twitter.com/thecrimsonfuckr/status/254306345996677121

If you're looking to watch the abridged series, it's on youtube. Hellsing abridged.

>>29564066
>What would the world do
/popcorn

>>29564066
Argie here, we're getting nuked to hell and back

>>29567098
you are most likely signing up for the argie army
now think about it twice before taking a decision

>>29567677
Hellsing Ultimate

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>>29564123
I like this post.

>>29567733
>not wanting a free MG-42
>not wanting to kill commies
>not wanting to kill hippies

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>>29564569

In South America's what?

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well with the way thing are now a days and how everyones so triggered. I would probably join them. granted hes learned to let his generals plan and not fight a war on all fronts. pic is related.

>>29564066
I don't really want to serve hitler though.
But I kinda want him to destroy current germany.
I'm conflicted.

>>29564123
>>29564091
>>29564130

He'd probably credit his longetivity to muh Aryan heritage and muh vegetarian diet

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>>29567985
>implying Hitler wouldn't take over Chile

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>>29567116
>people in 2015/16

>>29564066
The new official /k/ doctrine for SHTF is to dig tunnels and begin a new life in the underdark. Our economy will be based off of nugget food and delicious salamanders and we will happily wait out the war that will destroy the hated skyseers.

>>29571269
so like Metro 2033?

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>>29564066
>Suddenly Hitler appears on the world stage
/his/ >>>>>>>>

also, your hypothetical makes absolutely no sense. How much Borax have you snorted today, and would you like a phone number you can call for counseling to help you kick the habit?

>>29564066
try and convince him hes my great grandfather so i would get special treatment and a front row seat to a thousand year reich.

>>29564066
Join him

>>29564066
Depends, is he purging all the shitty latinos/south americans? If so, I say we appease him and give him a chance to finish before we go after him

>>29567677
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged