Scenario: The retards at the local high school managed to band

>>29545033
one guy with a handgun could handle it.

tards may be super strong, but they have no guns, and are too stupid to conduct small unit tactics against a superior armed foe.

one guy could mash these potatoes.

>>29545033
Pilot a drone with a bag of Skittles attached and make a trail of skittles leading outside

Then just mow them the fuck down.

>>29545033
>Bunch of retards have lead an armed revolt
>What do you do?

Give them the name of "The Founding Fathers" and let them have their own little nation out of pity. It's what we did the first time.

>>29545033
>high school

Like I fucking care

>>29545033
throw a ham at them and shoot them when they come out like the animals they are to eat it off the ground

>>29545033
>Tards.
>Working together.

Clearly it's been a while since you were in high school to see what the tard patrol actually does. I'll just wait it out till they're beating each other's heads in over autistic tantrums and/or the last juice box.

>>29545105
Simon Cowell stop posting

>>29545105
(you)

>>29545105
this guy

>>29545105
Did a burger hurt your feelings, mate?

>>29545068
jesus dude..

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>>29545105

Sell tickets.

Authentic north American windowlicker.

Dangerous game, but it'll look great on your mantle piece.

Are you brave enough to join the hunt?

>>29545105
Top banter right there

Call in the special forces and enjoy tard on tard combat.

>>29545811
Don't SF have to be multilingual?

>>29545068
>tards may be super strong

Where does this meme come from?

>>29545951
Real life

I teleport behind them and unsheathe my katana and say "it's nothing personal... Kid".

>>29545033
Good fucking thing it's a Saturday
they've unknowingly taken the janitors hostage
>>29545951
tards can't gauge how much force they put into an action

>>29545033
>04/09/16(Sat)08:57:55 No.29545033

All you'd really need is some teargas and a dart gun filled with tranquilizers so that way the fucks who chose not to abort their potatoes don't sue the school

>>29545105
Top Kek

>>29545797
Underrated

>>29545105
Nice

>>29545105
little nation...
40x size of the mother nation
k

>>29545105
Lol out of pity? You were too busy fighting France and anyone more powerful than yourself, because you believed yourself to be an omnipotent monarchy. God forbid you couldn't handle a couple of farmers with guns, britfag.

>>29546514
you realize it was much smaller when the British left right?

>>29546676
The 13 Colonies still consisted of like all the East Coast minus Florida

>>29546704
And Britain was all of Canada, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa.

>>29546704
the original colonies were 40x britain?

>>29546739
>>29546742
I'm not saying they were bigger than the entire Empire, I'm saying that the Early US was still of a comparable size with the British Isles.
I'm not the 40x poster, but I assumed he was referring to England itself as the mother nation, not her other colonies.

Shoot them with bean bags then wait for them to tire out playing with said bean bags

>>29545105
>bong (presumably) brings top bants
>butthurt replies far outweigh acknowledgement of top bants
As an American I find this funny, good bants

>>29546769
>England
Christ I'm not even British but you geographically retarded idiots need to quit with the 'Britain is England' meme.

Why is our education system so fucked up? Half of my teachers all the way through middle and high school said it like this too. We had a Scottish exchange student in 10th grade and the guy had to explain to the teacher that he wasn't from England, and that England only refers to the country, not the whole UK.

>>29547127
Holy fuck dude it isn't a huge deal. I understand the difference between the United Kingdom and England. One tiny mistake like that doesn't discount my whole point.

>>29545827
There was a tard in my high school that was bilingual.

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Let a skinwalkers lose on them. It scallops the potatoes to wear them, and we learn how the spoopy Munsters work, win-win

>>29545105
Yeah that was pretty impressive banter.

t. American

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>>29545105

>>29545105
Nice bants, bongistan.

>>29545951
Fats McGee and his retards three.

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Why does your local high school have retards in it?

>>29546041
Like Lenny and the Rabbits.

>>29545105
At least we can still have guns and don't have more cameras on us then people in the country future Muslim.

>>29545033
A booby-trapped stretch armstrong.

>>29548404
Nice too see a rare happy moment from him these days.

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>>29545068
>one guy could mash these potatoes

HAHAHAHAHA

>>29548466
Because they aren't euthanized at birth Herr Himler.

>>29548538
This website would be a lot more empty if they did.

>>29548550

As a tard, this is accurate.

>>29545105
Well played.

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"The school has been taken over by members of Next Generation 'Special' Forces. They're threatening to launch a nuke if their demands aren't met."

>>29550384
A weapon to surpass Potato Gear.