>ITT: Battle Box Unboxing I thought you guys might enjoy

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>>29538870
>Mission: GIT OUT ANUUUUU

Seems the mission this month was an EMP attack. Interesting choice but very much in the wheelhouse of /k/

>>29538870
How much do these fuckers cost?

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>>29538885
This is the items list, lots of nylar bags in this box

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>>29538929
YOU SLUT OF A PHONE I EDITED YOU SIDEWAYS.
>Solar Flashlight

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>>29538888
Nice quints, see >>29538929 and sorry for the orientation
>Solar Flashlight

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>>29538979
>Radio

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>>29538997
>EMP Bags

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>>29539013
And last but not least, a handy dandy candle

>>29538888
was trying to figure out how much this thing costed and instead of getting a direct answer i get told to look at a sideways fucking picture.

OP is either female or fucking retarded and lazy

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>>29539082
The prices are on the card, anon. My apologies, I should have spaces out my words so they were easier for you to read

>>29539082
>OP is either female
Well, we just learned that you can't read.

>>29539106
Many /k/ommandos lack that basic function and only reae cosmoline runes

>>29539106
fags can get married now smart one

also it has man hands

>>29539135
>expecting a female on /k/ to have /soc/ hands

She may be a tradeswoman for all we know

>>29539135
If you think those are man hands, you've never met a real man.

>>29539160
easy there guy it's already married you don't have to white knight that hard

looks like a bunch of garbage tbqh familia

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>>29539182
Back peddling already are we?

>>29539200
i'm pretty sure you are using that term incorrectly

>>29539197
I dunno m8, the pro forked out a solar charger. Kinda neat for innawoods kinda deals

>Tfw want to shitpost /k/ from my tunnel but phone battery dies

>>29539156
weld and have a home forge. My hands take a beating

>>29539182
White Knighting and roundaboutly calling you a faggot are two different things.

>>29539219
Yeah, he should have said back [spoiler] packing [/spoiler]

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>>29539227
>female
>blacksmith

I fear for her husband

>>29539227
well that explains your man hands.

how many of these have you gotten so far. Kinda seems easier to just piece what you want from it on amazon. So basically wondering if its worth it

>>29539228
but you never called me a faggot in any of your posts

>>29539264
>but you never called me a faggot in any of your posts

And stupid too.

>>29539264
You blind mother fucker ITS ALL ON THE CARD SHE POSTED. It even has the fucking item pricing on it. Its literally a box of survival goods every month.

>>29539264
Didn't you know it's not about the price? It's about the unboxing experience.

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>>29538870
>>29538885
>>29538888
>>29538929
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>>29538979
>>29538997
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>>29539135
>>29539156
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>>29539200
WHO

WHO

WHO

WHO FUCKING GIVES A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CARES

>>29539276
never called me stupid either.

>>29539282
it doesn't show whether it's worth it or not on the card friendo. I'm asking the metalmonger man woman if it's worth it or not.

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>>29539295
Its /k/ related Shaggy, im on their website right now. One "mission" had molle vests and shit

>>29539325
>what is msrp
>what is total worth
>what is amount paid per subscription level

You must be part of day/k/are

>>29539354
are you fucking retarded? I'm asking the person with experience getting 14 of these motherfuckers if its worth it or not. Not financial worth you aspie fuck

>>29539373
If she has gotten 14 of the fucking things it should be self explanatory you cock puppet. She paid 50 bucks and got over 100 dollars worth of stuff. Why yes, you could probably do it for cheaper shopping around on amazon or ebay, but its not as fun as getting a mystery box and the childish joy of a box in the mail. YOU are retarded and need to get out of your mothers house more

>>29539227
You wouldn't happen to live in South Carolina would you?

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>>29539295

you gave enough of a shit to quote 16 people and go full autist

please put on a trip so i can filter you and your shaggy shitposts

>>29539325
i enjoy them and what you get is always well more than what you are paying. Plus its fun seeing what you get, and some of it may be things you haven't seen before or thought of yourself

>>29539413
meh i'm done talking to you.

>>29538870
OP would you consider these "worth it" so far?

>my husband
In the OP
>sorry for the orientation
6 posts in, made by OP

So here we have what is ostensibly a fag marriage poster, posing as a female for the lulz, but in actuality is an even more degenerate transexual affected by mental illness, claiming to be married to further the mystery of the ambiguously gendered hands.
Top tier trole thread


Sage

>>29539101
My inner marketer gets triggered everytime i see massively inflated MSRP figures. Anyone who has taken a course in marketing knows that MSRP means jack shit.

Oh look at this i have a packet of tissue here for sale that has a MSRP of $100 but it's currently on sale for 99% off! That's a massive saving!

>>29539455
do you ever get shit you can't normally just off and buy on your own?

>>29539486
>my inner marketer
>hurr I took a "course" in marketing

What agency do you work for then

>>29539495
nobody on /k/ works faggot we all just sell our food stamps and use that with our welfare checks to buy ammo.

FEEL THE BERN

>>29539536
Ok

>>29539156
>She may be a tradeswoman for all we know
Its tradesman you faggot.
tradesMAN
mailMAN
fireMAN
huMAN
woMAN

It doesn't matter if you have tits and a vag, or a 10 foot dick, the title does not change.

>>29539495
>>29539487
>>29539486
Looking on Amazon, the prices ok there are cheaper before shipping, but even then by the time you add up the Radio and one of the solar lights with their shipping, its more or less what she paid for her subscription. The main pull of this is that her bro-tier husband bought her this and its an unknown surprise present every month for 50usd that she can look forward to. It even keeps her from snooping through the amazon order list

>>29539551
if i had a 10 foot dick my title would change to Sir no matter what i do

>>29539551
>Not saying mailwoman

However you are correct on the rest, but i believe mailwoman and tradeswoman are the few that get the change

>>29539571
sir?
no, call me fucking king.

>>29539551
>he doesn't know about xi/zen/xir's and womyn

Being this insensitive and unaware in 2016

>>29539598
Fuck your misogynistic autocorrect Apple

>*xem

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>day/k/are ruins a nice thread

>>29539568
i'm very tempted to subscribe to this for the 2-4 years i'm stationed on Okinawa. I'd have to have them delivered to my parents house and if the company doesn't shit the bed i'd come back to 48 boxes of crap.

Would be a hell of an unboxing if /k/ is still around. Just don't know if spending 4k on cheap shit is worth the hilarity of my dad having to find a place to put them

>>29539487
Technically you could off and buy any of it on your own if you want, but not all of it for $50

>>29539667
If you go for the Pro i think, theres a knife in every box they send you. So thad be 48 knives

>>29539699
>>29539667
Sorry, pro plus.

>>29539672
50 dollars is the second tier. I'd probably get the 100 dollar 3rd tier as i'm really not hurting for a pocket knife every month. Also the knife that was included in this months box doesn't look all that glorious. Looks flea market tier if you ask me but i'm not a collector.

>>29539699
you have a point... 48 knives is 48 knives

so should i subscribe to this for 2 to 4 years? I literally don't take leave for years (i got in trouble for having 90 days a few years back) so i definitely wouldn't be able to open them for that long.

4 years for the pro plus would be 7 grand bro ham

4 years for the pro (which doesn't include the monthly knife) would be 5

>>29539740
I mean if you dont want the knives then dont do it broseff, im not gonna judge you, its your money. As it is, the plain 50usd sub got her a lot of stuff, and the website says last month the tier above hers got a solar battery and phone charger which looks kinda neat. Also browsing through their last year stuff

>>29539810
gonna test this out for a few months on the pro plus bundle. I'll post mine if OP periods out and can't post it.

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>>29539857
>periods out
>my sides when

I mean.... its tempting...

>>29539873
well it's all set. I should have my first right about the time i start checking out to go to Oki

>>29540079
You fucking mad man

so they send you some mylar bags and jew oil and charge you 25 bucks for it?

http://www.amazon.com/Ner-Miztavh-Shabbos-Lamp-Gallon/dp/B00I26U9WS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1460162571&sr=8-2&keywords=liquid+paraffin+wax

>>29540171
>ignoring all the other items just to shitpost

>>29539466
>Where did you get that dog cage OP

>>29540235
petco I think. We've had it for years

>>29539082
>either female or fucking retarded and lazy

>either female or female

fixed

>>29540277
kek

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>>29540280

>Focusing on the woman aspect even though it literally doesn't matter.

Never change, /k/.

I don't know about the box. I might have to check it out now.

>>29540203
mylar bags that come in like 50 plus packs for 20 bucks or less?

>>29540459
Who the fuck buys 50 nylar bags?

>>29540473
people who need nylar? whatever that is

Mylar bags are awesome for vacuum sealing food in when you go hiking and camping

>>29540473
people who store food or ammo, online drug dealers, almost all bulk supplement powders and herbs come in mylar, companies who want to sell at a huge markup under the guise of being "EMP proof"

fag

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>>29538870
All these "loot crates" are a worthless piece of junk and a scam.

>>29540544
k

>>29540527
>>29540498
>Still breezing on by the ham radio, two solar powered lights, and whatever else came in the box

Stop chugging on so much dick

>>29540559
>Stop chugging on so much dick

I can't otherwise i will never be as great a cocksucker as you

>>29540567
Hurrhurr nice comeback. If only your mother recycled you into a tissue as well as you recycle other peoples jokes

>>29540616
thats not very nice of you tad

>>29540686
Tad mean of me

>>29539636

i wanna fuck that rabbit

>>29538870
>My husband
So you're a pillow biter, huh?

>>29538870
>>29539030
>Husband got me these
>this man hand

>>29540830
We already covered that. Learn to read

nice viral marketing

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>no rough handed lady /k/ommando to rest her tits on your neck while you clean your rifle

>>29540985
Uwot

so you basically get a box and shove it in your inna woods bag

Would the anti-static bags electronics ship in be sufficient in the case of a carrington event?

>>29540985
>Rest her tits on your neck while youre cleaning
Wut
Why the fuck would I want weight on my neck for a tedious task?

Buncha cucks ITT

>>29541860
Soft weight

>>29539551
Sure, if there haven't been trades to the titles in some cases within past decade due to feminists and the like. Doesnt matter i agree with you or not, shits on paper

>>29539030
fat hands

>>29539667
Considering the 11b(not saying you are) tends to blow money on much worse shit, like a new car that never gets paid off, a shitty wife and usually a room full of shit anyway, why not apply it to stuff that obviously relevant to your interest.

I mean a lot of guys have a room full of shit at their parents place. At least it'll be boxed,interesting, and arguably less expensive

>>29542452
At least the boxes are full of USEFUL stuff

>>29540985
It's a man

>>29539247
Two words: Hand jobs.