How does /k/ get rid of squirrels? I can't even shoot my

>>29530321
Sadistic bastard.

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>>29530321

>>29530321
I use a 177 air rifle for rabbits at my house, nice & quiet and does the job

Shame you have to resort to primitive weapons OP, can't you get a privacy fence or tell your neighbors to git fuct

>Grab 10/22
>Walk out onto back deck
>Shoot squirrels

Pretty simple senpai

>>29530491
Does F A M seriously autocorrect to senpai?

Fuck you, Nipmoot.

squirrel proof birdfeeder?

>Requesting the peanut butter + nail gun picture

>>29530491
senpai

>>29530350
Squirrels are sadistic fucks.

>>29530426
No more edgy than just shooting the bastards.

>>29530429
Then I'd have to get a building permit for the fence, pay for the materials, and do the labor. It's easier to just dart the bastards.

>>29530491
I long to live out in the country once again, or at least have neighbors that don't mind me blasting the fucking rats off my bird feeders.

>>29530321
OP, build a pressure switch activated sling shot aimed at your neighbors house. Bait it so when the tree niggers come by to rob those hard working birds of their seed. You launch those fuckers right into the side of their house. Maybe get one going fast enough so that it crashes through a window. Then dismantle the trap quickly and be none the wiser.

>>29530511
Senpai

>>29530619
This is the best idea. I suggest watching the crazy german sling shot guy for inspiration. Hell he might even have one made already.

>>29530511
It does desu senpai

>>29530858
2bh family /k/ should not have auto correct.
It's never been fun/funny, fuck gookmoot.

2bh f@m, I think I found the solution.

Tbh senpai tree rats are good eating.

>>29530321

a shitty walmart 600fps~ .177 pellet rifle and/or an old rusty shovel

they're squirrels, not cape buffalo. a stiff breeze can do them in

Don't get upset that they call the police, senpai. That is a good thing. If shooting the squirrels is completely legal in your area and you are doing it in a legal manner, then keep doing it as often as you can. The shitbags next door will keep calling la policia and the policia will get sick of their shit and just ignore them. Or better yet, the policia will threaten to charge them with false reports if they keep it up. WIN-WIN

>>29530321
How about put the gun down BEFORE you go outside JimBob?

>>29530321
>Pepper spray.
So you can pre season them for cooking?

>>29530635
Why senpai?

Just shoot out your window. You don't have to be outside to shoot outside.

>>29530511
Senpai

>>29531681
It's a Japanese word that can get translated as "upperclassman" or someone you have a lot of respect for. Also s m h = baka (idiot), and t b h = "desu" (doesn't really translate right). so "s m h t b h f a m" translates as baka desu senpai.

>>29532023
baka desu senpai

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>>29530321
May be illegal in ur area, but in the country the local fudds used a mix rodent food soaked in antifreeze, leave it on plates and they drop like flies.

>>29530511
senpai

>>29532114
Has the bonus effect of getting rid of outdoor cats

>>29530847
This guy is nuts

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>>29530619
I got you senpai

>>29530491
>senpai

>>29530511
HowNew.RU

>>29530321
>How does /k/ get rid of squirrels?
I don't. I think they're cute, harmless and fun critters.

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>>29530321

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>>29532364
>dart in the pooper

>>29532397
it just needs a sharpie now

>>29532655

It got the sharpie end of the dart it seems.

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My beretta neos removes tree niggers like a champ. When I was little I used my dads .22 revolver with ratshot.

>>29530511
Get a load of this roodypoo.

>>29531668
>Reading comprehension.

Does nigger still autocorrect?
How about niggerfaggot ?

>>29530511
Fun fact: weeaboo is a meaningless word that used to be a word filter for wapanese. Kind of amazing how nobody ever says wapanese anymore yet so many people say weeaboo, probably not even knowing why.