>Meanwhile, on future /k/ Hey guys, Martian here. I'm

>>29499579
You can get a dick in the range of your mouth.

>plasma gun
nigger tier ghetto blasta alert

>>29499579
>more realistic future
Hey guys, Caifornian here. I'm living in The city formerly known as Los Angeles at the moment, and poverty and cannibalism here are terrible,

Is there anyway I can get a food and water in the 40 calorie range?

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>>29499579
>Is there anyway I can get a Phased Plasma Gun in the 40 watt range?

Just go to buds6939023guns59346893shop342.onion you shallowweb'r.

>>29499579
ьш siwox akдyхы ksb kg шыл?

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>>29499579
Anyone know where I can pick up a vintage imperial fist bolter for a fairly cheap price? Ideally something from around the time of the Great Crusade, none of this modern shit.

>>29499579
Good future: hey guys, isnt it great that the NFA was abolished in the 20's? Well to celebrate its anniversary Im gonna go buy a machinegun! Which one do I get!?

Bad future: so I guess god emperess clinton the 3rd just decreed that scissors and staplers qualify as illegal lethal weapons and have to get registered. So do I bother or just say I lost em in a jet-pack accident?

>>29499999
Inquisition agent detected!
Everybody knows its illegal to posess holy artifacts, only space marines, inquisitors, the eccliesiarchy, and the mechanicus are allowed to do that.

If you are REALLY so eager to get executed by the adeptus arbites just go down to thier outpost and turn yourself in for heresy.

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>>29499967
FUCKING KEK

>>29499579
>Phased plasma
>40w
That's a tanning gun, you dunce.

>>29499999
Nice quints /k/omrade

>>29499579
>not using slugthrowers

I bet you even look for ways to "humanely" kill don't you?

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Recently bought one of these bad boys. What should I outfit her with?

>inb4 poorfags say "Just get a Sidewinder"

>>29500187

>2316
>Not wanting to slowly watch your enemies die of cancer.

>>29500252
Meant for >>29500115

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Hey guys I know we have plasma rifles and shit. But my grand grand grand grand dad who also browsed this very own forum just gave me an old gun of his called the "mosin negan"... Anyways
.. Does anyone know where I insert the battery in it to hack it from the cyber gun laws?

>>29499579
UGH! Rock best! Stick is for stuffqueers.
Bad big nose tribe and their rock control

>>29499579
Hey /k/, Europan here. What do you filthy Martards horde laser and plasma weapons for? You should be more enlightened like us and ban all weapons, hostile thoughts and men.

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>>29503022
>Not knowing about laser rounds.
The Second USSR developed laser rounds instead of actual laser weapons. Go look for some cheap spam cans of 7.62x54r. You have to buy raw materials to recharge the batteries, but it works just as well as any other laser weapon.
Inb4 "get a plasma AR"
inb4 "buy a magpull LAZ-CR"

If you wanted a new weapon I'd recommend a surplus second wave soviet Kalishnakov. The open front can be used to easily fit aftermarket parts like beam splitters or focusing lenses.

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Did you hear that they're rolling out the A-10S it can get from earth to mars in 4 hours!

Reminder, if you're in space, you'll never hear the BRRRRTTT coming

>>29500223
Upgrade the reactor for sure, from there you can move onto better shields and thrusters. When used correctly, you shouldn't need to go to far into all guns when you can just out manoeuvre/tank a few hits then hit their bridge/engines.
Also, should the universe look upon you kindly, try and work up to getting an Anaconda (Gotta aspire to something)