What /k/ related thing would you buy right this second if I gave

>>29486796
i would buy a spotted hyena and make it fight your leopard of yours

holy shit is that a toupee or did it just scalp him?

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>>29486820

>Leopard: how you want your hair cut pham?
>Poo in loo: just fuck my scalp up

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>>29486820
He got scalped for real. The attack happened in 2012

>>29486852
Hey, he can say he fought a fucking leopard and won now at least.

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>>29486796
I've always been lesbo for the Mac-10 so probably one of them.

build the rest of my AR and put the rest towards mags and ammo

A decent handgun, mags, holsters, and a light for it. Probably an sp01.

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>>29486796
A rifle

An FN 15, so I can start my a4 clone.

SLR-104

an M1A

>>29486796
A GF

>>29486796
Scope for vepr, training bolt for ptr91 and a bad Dragon fleshlight

>>29486881
no he cant, he died the next day after they sent him home from the hospital

>>29486796
I would strap myself and my Harley with car glass (all made from scrap yard scrap) while duel wielding homemade Sten machine guns, while having a Mosin in my back, which is equipped with a shard of metal duck-taped to the end of it. From there, I would build a massive police chase towards a bridge that I set up with cow shit bombs. I'd blow the bridge as they follow in. Then, hoping that I've gotten the military attention, attract the attention of an Apache helicopter. But he can't see through my mighty car glass, so I will get the jump on him. I drive my Harley into the Apache, and as we are falling to our fiery deaths, I would stab the pilot with my Mosin.

a bunch of dragon dildos

>>29487106
Tempting, I've been eyeing them up myself.

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>>29486900
re purpose them for uzi's and they're good enough

>>29486796

I would save it for when I can afford something really nice like a SCAR

Ruger super redhawk in 44 mag.

A brick of /k/ocaine, then sell that and get an HK416.

>>29487145
You only have 1000 dollars.

>>29487216
Cany you provide a link then?

all i'm finding is pictures and one article with no mention of the guy or anyone else dying from the leopard attack