what's the ultimate weapon for silent but quick sucessive

>>29485235
Suppressed weapon
Big heavy slow .300/.45/etc

Garrotte
Knife
Poison/fangs

>>29485262
there's no way a secondary target nearby wouldn't notice the supressor's PSSSSSHHHHHH

Oberez w/ bayonet

It's so loud no one will come check it out

>>29485275
You would kill them and if their that close to hear it they would already see you killing their friends

>>29485294
what? no way. even if you were 100+ft hiding behind ballasts near operating mills or some shit they would hear the suppressor going off.

A surpressed pistol in .22lr

>>29485287
>w/ bayonet
D E V I L I S H

>>29485310
You would not hear a suppressed .22 at that distance

>>29485323
i call bullshit on that. if it was enclosed you would definitely hear it.

Delish

>>29485235
>Quick

9mm with integral suppressor. STEN guns reportedly could be made so quiet that you couldn't hear one being fired right behind you save for the sound of the action cycling.

>>29485235
Chipolte with 3 day old chicken

>>29485341
If you did hear it you wouldn't recognize it as a gunshot

Heavy, blunt metal to base of neck.

>>29485235
Baseball bat. Work out your triceps and shoulders for a bit before (unless time is a factor, if so stretch a little bit before you open that industrial size can of whoopass.). Make sure it's made of ash wood i.e. Louisville slugger, and not aluminum chinashit. Aluminum has a tendency to make loud ping when it bounces off certain bones, whereas wood makes a dull crack. Like kids fooling around on furniture.

>>29485235
sledgehammer

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>>29485235

32" Pulaski tool
>extra weight behind the blow
>short handle for indoor space
>drag body away using the spade end
>

>>29485510
>save for the sound of the action cycling

That's sort of important, since the action cycling is still like 90 dB.

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Knife bat

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>>29485235
<---This.

You gas them you fools

Nerve gas

>>29486504
>>29486509
gasmind

>>29486383
>swings bat
>electrical tape breaks
>now you have no knife

Or

>pokes bat like spear
>electrical tape breaks

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>>29485235
For smaller weapons, it's probably more in the technique than the weapon itself
I read once that if you take a serrated knife, jab it just below the vocal cords, twist, and slice outward, it would make for a far quicker and more silent takedown compared to a neckslice.
However, even if you clamp the guy's mouth shut, I don't know how loud the visceral gurgle will be.

Another technique is to puncture the lung below the false ribs, thereby deflating the lung so that possible speech is rendered inoperable.
>>29485597 is probably your surest bet, though you are going to need a bit of wind up with such a hefty weapon.

As for range, considering the limitations, a 150 pound crossbow aimed at the base of the head, provided it can punch through the skull and then some.

Or, if you don't mind lugging it around, pic related would be adequate, seeing as it can punch through bovine skull.
Pic related

>>29485262
>>29485275
>>29485294
>>29485310
>>29485323
>>29485341
>>29485541
just shoot both of them you idiots.

>>29485287
>w/ bayonet
The barrel tapers, so the start of it is way too thick to mount the bayonet.
I tried.

>>29485510
Yeah, nah. That story is absolute bullshit evident by modern testing of the same weapons and silencers, not to mention modern guns and cans which beat the shit out of them in dB reduction.
>>29486202
>the action cycling is still like 90 dB
A sten's action is easily over 100dB. I don't have any data on those in particular but for reference an AR's bolt slamming home is 115dB.

>>29486145
Silent as fuck. Perfect getaway/drive-by car.
> super quiet, absolutely no engine sound
> all you hear is tires rolling
> gets up to 80mph in less than 8 seconds
> 50mpg master race

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>>29485235
subsonic .22 through a suppressed ruger mark iii

>>29485235

Throw a glock. You will kill every thing in a ten mile radius, they'll just mistake it as a natural disaster

>>29488298
any 22 will subsonic out of a barrel that short and i doubt subs would actually cycle

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Why not use a purpose built sentry removal gun?
The bullet hitting the target is way louder than the shot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsUALdGog4U

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDGHKyB3T_U

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/OTs-38_Stechkin_silent_revolver
Hundreds of GRU wetwork operators can't be wrong.

17,000 lbs of ANFO

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BS-1_Tishina

>>29486504
>>29486509
but they'd be able to relay what's happened and others would hear their screams. you'd be dead.

>>29487328
>carrying a pressurized tank
>guard shoots it
>yfw

>>29488531
that round seems slow as fuck. couldn't you dodge it?

>>29489214
>110dB
>silent

>>29489973
>subtle jab at muh fuddyfive

>>29488358
You don't want it to cycle. That would be where the most of the noise comes from.

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Distilled autism, OP.

inb4 van impact

>>29485235
You aren't going to be using a gun that's for sure. Unless you're in a noise environment, people will definitely hear a suppressed gun in the next room. Your best bet would really be to avoid killing people all together and either sneak around or socially engineer your way through as any weapon that would be quiet enough would either require getting within arms reach of the person (knives, bats, edgy swords, etc.), would be hard to ensure that the person would be quickly disabled to prevent them from calling for help (edgy throwing knives), or would be bulky and couldn't be quickly reloaded (a crossbow pistol). Also keep in mind that if the people you're up against have guns, it doesn't matter how quiet your weapon of choice is because the instant that one of them shoots then everyone will know something is wrong, so even with a gun you would need to shoot them in the head.

>>29489214
Slightly louder than a suppressed .22 pistol:
http://sadefensejournal.com/wp/?p=307

>>29490080
what if you blowdart nerve gas straight to their brain?

suppressors are loud indoors man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2GchQ3orB0&feature=player_detailpage#t=96

>>29490096
Poison generally takes time to act (though if you were able to get the dart through a weak part of the skull into the brain it would drop someone quickly, poison or no), all a guard would have to do is fire a shot into the ground and your cover would be blown. I really don't see one moving around indoors easily with a blowgun though.

>>29490125
i see. i wish there was a semi auto crossbow that existed.

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>>29485235
My nigga!

>>29488358
Thats why you pull the action yourself

>>29488298
This, before anyone claims it wouldn't work special forces swear by it for a reason

Tranq spear with cone snail venom

>>29486485
Those 2 guys that sing from hoodlum plz

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>>29485235
Gyrojets
> mfw having no tools and living in an apartment trying to earn enough money to make Gyrojets and eventually sell them.

>>29488531
The bullet is hitting a steel target fuckwit. Do you still think it'd be so loud hitting a person?