Best improvised weapons against intruders? someone pretty much

a gun

A trebuchet

your dragon dildos, they should be right in your nightstand and are hefty enough to stun or even take out your opponent

Kitchen knives, or spoons if you're British

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>>29482017

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>>29482055
constables have been dispatched to your location, have fun in the brig you bloody cunt

a rock

>>29482056
kek, this couldn't be a more fitting facial expression

what would work better, generally speaking, sharp or blunt objects?
for example, a baseball bat vs a kitchen knife, what's the better defense weapon if you can't get to your guns?

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>>29482468
depends on location
blunt objects tend to work best when you can swing them so places like hallways/small rooms/small apt in general might not be ideal
problem with knives is people don't like to get stabbed and if the intruder somehow disarms you he might decide to stab you with your own knife because fuck you for bring it and trying to stab me first

something like a framing hammer wouldn't be hard to swing around in tight areas and will still fuck up someone's day

>>29482468
I think a blunt object with some reach that can be swung fairly easily would be ideal, ie baseball bat. More likely to stun or knock the attacker off balance with the first hit versus a blade.

A motherfucking halberd would be god tier though. It's a spear AND an axe. Bonus points if you can find one that also has a blunt hammer end.

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>>29482541
you know those wrecking bar things they sell?
crowbar end, a big hammerhead and this giant serrated L thing.
that would be ideal.
pic related.

>>29482541
Baseball bats are God tier against a grounded opponent. Just use it like you would use a mortar and pestle

A sturdy standing lamp and if it is plugged in and turned on you can smash the light bulb into the and electrocute them.

>>29482017
A chair.

Would a meat tenderizer be /k/ enough?

>>29482017
Anyone have the zergface edit?

At home:
>hammer
>Knife/cleaver/machete
>hatchet
>fire poker
>bat

In a vehicle
>tire iron
>large mag lite flashlight
>large wrench or ratchet
>hammer
>hatchet

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>>29483692
I keep a 4ft prybar under the bench seat of the truck for just such an occasions.


And as a general response, a mattock. Shit will fuck something up

your mother

>>29483430
Only if you extend the grip and light the head aflame before entering combat

>>29482017

baseball bat (if you don't own a baseball bat, you are a commie and gtfo)