>Be dating little goofy goth chick >She wants me to tie

Pics or GTFO

>>29466074
And this, my friend, is why history must be preserved.

>>29466086
Man i cant go posting her pics here, she'd be pissed

>>29466074
g-go on....

>>29466103
Do it faggot

>>29466103
she doesn't have to know ;)

>>29466074
>>29466103
You are a faggot who has not only made up this story, you've made up every story of every girl you've been with, virgin

>>29466103
post with face blurred out

>>29466074
wew

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>>29466133
>>29466129
>>29466123
Im figuring ya'll want to see her in Milsurp, but i aint got any on my phone at the current moment. Lacks the allure if its just a regular selfie.

>>29466074
> goth chick
> into rapeplay
I'm like 75% sure she's a hambeast, but really, I'm not judging. I would kill for such a based semon demon.

>>29466074
I have a fantasy like that but with a bunch of soldiers raping me.

>>29466140
Just her tits, that's all anyone wants, don't be a fag

>>29466074
Any other freaky sex stories?

>>29466140
Text her right now, say, "Get your kit on, cyka bylat; send me pic"

>>29466074
Goofy awkward clingy alt girls are the best OP.

They'll do anything, and will never turn.

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I love this board

>>29466247
Kek. I have become pasta

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>>29466171
just pay a couple of russians to "liberate" you

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>>29466247
>le /k/ a magical place xDDD

>>29466218
Shes at work

>>29466304
This
>>29466247
Kill yourself

>>29466304
>He dislikes anyone having fun.

>>29466342
>>29466345
adding the "the magical place" is really unnecessary and makes it sound cringy imo

>>29466334
It must be a hard job being a figment of your imagination

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>>29466351
:^)

>>29466361
Still forced

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>>29466074
>talking about milsurp fetishes on a weapons board
Never change, /k/

>>29466147
>not prefering a woman who will blow you while you try to hold sub MOA groups

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>>29466103
Don't do it. You're enjoying your relationship, and these thirsty faggots will happily watch you lose it for want of some low resolution pictures.

You owe the turbolard noserves of /k/ nothing, and you have everything to lose.

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>>29466247
Pure unadulterated cancer.

>Finish on her face and that goofy Russian hat

What is this, some shitty porn?

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>>29466103

>>29466395

This. My girl is hot and let's me do kinky stuff. I wouldn't betray her trust by uploading here. I also wouldn't of told OP's goofy ass story because I know that's all people would ask for is her pic.

>>29466147
Shes thick but no rolls to speak of

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ITT: things that never happened.

>>29466247
can't wait to post this on reddit!

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>>29466353
Topkek

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>>29466629
>>29466353
Heres a smidge of proof

>>29466074
>be a normie
>write a blog on /k/

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29466648
Show that fat whores tits

>>29466658
.... no.

>>29466304
>>29466342
>>29466403
>>29466526
>>>[s4s]
>>>/reddit/

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>>29466103

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>>29466247
actually cringed desu, when will the le magicial place meme die lads?

>>29466704
Don't be a fag, women love attention whoring

>>29466103
But then you get to fuck her happy with you again...

>>29466074
>things that never happened

>>29466648
I'm sorry mate, but thats a man baby

>>29466247
Go back to tumblr faggot

>>29466361
>>29466247

wtf is wrong with you faggots?

>>29466747

this

what the fuck OP that is a 8 year old boy

>>29466790
She said that atleast her skin looks younger. Lol

>>29466828
Her skin doesn't look younger, she just looks like a male

>>29466828

You need to stop bragging about your gf unless we get some real pics.

Everyone in this lame ass shit needs to stop enabling OP to be a faggot.

>>29466841
>real pics

You mean nudes.

>>29466858
He said real pics, what kind of pics of a woman do you think anyone wants to see? Her pretending to be competent at something?

>>29466750
RIP your name

>>29466858
Nah I typically respect the work safe policy. But they could be more revealing than what was posted.

>>29466966
Bro i seriously aint got much thats safe

>>29466103
>mfw I got b& for posting a gwg model showing sideboob

>>29466977
Post it faggot

>>29466977
Come on, you that tempt us with a fake story and then not post her ugly ass

>>29466977

MS paint. Black bar pussy tits or asshole. Post. Wala

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>>29466247
>>29466074

>>29466995
It's voilà you uneducated fuck.

>>29467017
It's a /ck/ meme you dick tickler.

>>29466074
Antman would be proud of you

>>29467017
Nah man that's a instrument

>>29466247
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK LE LE EBIN REDDIT /R/4CHAN KEKEKDK O LOVE YOU GUYS EBIG PASTA IS KEEP THE HOOD SAFE H LOL AYY LMAO

>>29466731
When you stop being a fucking NEET

>>29467169
The absolute madman!

>>29466091
Vastly underrated post

>>29467169
>reverse image search brings up nothing

This shit is wild as fuck

>>29467169
>tfw my cutie 3.14 is petite with little to no ass and wears b cups
But at least she'll let me do unholy things

>>29467180
>>29467190
DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW, MR./k/RABS?

>>29467202
Not really, your story is hot as fuck but you've just proven you got a gf and not a weird goth chick that's into WW2 rape roleplay shit

>>29467202
But why the fuck did you censor your hand and whatever is in the corner

>>29467202
not even a loose conscript outfit could hide dat ass, sheeeeeeeit

>>29467214
She's willing to pose for OP to post her on the Internet. She's probably submissive enough to do his story.

>>29466395

>noserves

thank you for your cervix

>>29467215
Tattoos

>>29466655
Pretty much.
Neo /k/ sucks as much as neo /v/ does

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>>29467169

>>29467359
Whats that eben from

>>29466395
Not gonna argue with the rest of your post, but
>noserves
Really?

Calm down Noserve

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>>29467607

Who do you serve other than the government that writes your welfare check?

>>29467657
You hate money or something?

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>>29467024
>I don't know how to spell so it's a maymay

>>29467780
It IS you fucking cock clown. Go lurk /ck/ for all of 5 minutes.

Nobody thinks you're smart, because you're not.

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>>29467760

No, I get my tendiebux just like soldiers do but without having to "serve".

>>29466171
Same tbqh
>be crossdressing
>guys in SS uniforms catch me
>gang rape me as punishment for my degeneracy

>tfw this will never happen ;_;

>>29467850
QQ

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>>29466074

>>29467978
Apparently its true

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>>29467850

>>29467169
wouldnt be surprised if there was a sapper bomb on that hand.

>>29467169
Sooo.. we getting any moar OP?

With regards to uniforms in particular...

>>29468104
Errr... maybe?

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>>29468113

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>>29467850
Wait, that's not how I remember it!

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>>29466074
real or not you got me OP, that was fucking funny.

>>29468104
Don't encourage the attention whore, this shit belongs on /soc/

OP just make her wear a gas mask and post her with a timestamp stupid.

>>29466747
that just makes it hotter

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>>29466074

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>mfw this thread

Dude post the uniforms and the mosin at least if you don't want us to know who you are.

>>29468331
....stand by

>>29468167
>implying it wouldn't just be OP crossdressing while wearing a gas mask

Holy fuck you guys are some thirsty bitches

>Tfw just got a qt polish gf
>Thick thighs, fat ass, C cups
>Is into roleplay and freaky shit
>Knows more Russian than me

It's a good life kommaraden

>>29468506
>Tfw was seeing qt polish grill
>Thick thighs, fat ass, C cups
>Is into roleplay and freaky shit
>Got scarlet fever and blood poisoning, hospitalised, didn't talk to her for two weeks
>She thought I was making it up and won't speak to me again

ah well....

>>29468534
For real?

>>29468534
There would be ways to prove your story.

She fucked another dude during those two weeks and was done with you. probably the guy you just replied too.

>>29466074
"Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

>>29466074
>goth gf
>into guns
>role play
>into history
Literally perfect, although I personally would have been a red army soldier interrogating a german girl. I'll be murdering you to wear your skin shortly.

>>29466074
Well fuck now I have something to do tomorrow.

>>29466074
Noice!

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>tfw I will never find a gun-loving bf who is into scaly

>>29468912
Scaly?

>>29468912
whats scaly?

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>>29466247
Non cringe version.

>>29469156
>>29469131
You know what a furry is?
Think that, but they want to fuck lizard people instead.

>>29469156
>>29469131
>>29468912
O fuck

Abandon thread its about to go to shit

>>29468912
Fuck off fur fag.

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>>29468912
>Furries

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>>29469208
I could go for some Godzilla on Godzuki action.

JK, furries and the like should die, preferably by fire.

>>29469301
No.

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>>29468912
Do qt lamias count?

>>29469398
Yes

>>29469426
Furry faggot

>>29468912
I'd be down but I am Czech. No slav dicking for you I'm afraid.

>>29466648
I came.

>tfw you have no guns and no one to love in your life.

>>29470070
One of those can be changed for a few hundred. The other can take thousands.

>>29466074
why am I erect

>>29470101
>tfw poorfag

>>29470194
Bro, you can get a rifle and some ammo for $300.

>>29470185
Ere/k/t

>>29466980
for real?

>>29466980
>tfw I got b& for posting worksafe but suggestive /cm/
at least the tyranny is equal opportunity

Was expecting ending to be

>realize she's actually speaking Russian
>I'm actually a Nazi
>Russian countryside, 1941

>>29469426
Yes, because worst girl.

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>>29470948
>mfw im actually a Bolschevek

>>29469208
>>29469131
>>29468912

>scaly

pls use one of your guns on yourself

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>>29468912

>>29466074
>Dating
Lock that shit down OP, marry her

>>29468375
...And?

>>29468912
>tfw you fit that (admittedly short) description

>>29472136
Liar

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>>29471079
Don't worry anon, not everybody can have good taste.

>>29466074
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most

I can only get off these days pretending I'm an SS officer taking advantage of a helpless jewish girl offering herself so I won't turn her in.

>>29474834
Jewish girls got fat titties though

>>29467169
1/10 would not bang

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>>29476026
Eh?

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>>29477022
Eh2?

>>29466247
Where did 'Magical place' even come from?

>>29477076
Meme Factory 26, Xiaxang District

>>29477022
We have liftoff

>>29468598
>>29468603
Eh, I'm not really a "Oh woe is me! I'm so poorly!" kinda guy, I only told her I had a fever (which is what I thought it was before my mother made a surprise visit, took one look at me and shoved me out the door to the doctor. Who in turn then promptly told me not to touch anyone or anything and head straight for A&E) and was spending the week in bed sleeping.

So, ultimately my fault. But she was kinda feminist-y and probably wouldn't have liked guns, so no great loss.

>>29477076
Started a few years ago.

>>29466074
How good?

>>29467450
Those are both boys.

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>>29466074
>>29467169
Aw yeah you're in my world now buddy. This shit is fun.

>tfw girl I want isn't very interested in guns
It hurts.

>>29479424
Do you have the sauce?

>>29474694
horse is a qt

>>29479461
hatred of guns only comes from lack of knowledge
bring her out to the range, and educate her on this wonderful world
encourage her to buy a CC for self defense after that

>>29479478
Ranpo Kitan: Game of Laplace is the source material. Don't know the source of the actual image though.

>>29479518
It's not that she hates them, she's just not interested. I'll try though.

>>29479525
thanks, didn't take long to find it
http://myreadingmanga.info/kobayashi-ga-demon-sugite-komaru-eng/

>>29466228
this tbq famila

>>29479625
The hell

>>29472136
yup.

>>29468912
do you have a natural penis, or a natural Vagina?

And when did hiroshimoot remove autoposting?

>>29479625
This must feel bad

>>29466103

This kind of post is the equivalent of that kid in high school who said he had a girlfriend that went to a different school in a different town so you probably don't know her.

>>29480018
That happens though

OP post uniforms now more proof has been demanded by the /k/omradws

>>29466074
She live in California? Because if so she and her dad came into the big 5 I work at last night looking to buy a safe.

>>29466074
channeling that inner dirlewanger I see.

>>29483212
kek, what makes you think it was her?

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>>29467452
>>29467265
At that point, I wasn't sure if I wanted to continue to warn OP, or convert the entire post into bait, so I tacked that on the end.

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>>29466074
Filename VERY relevant

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>>29468912

I remember as a young teen playing Morrowind freeing some Argonian slaves. The female Argonians were often completely nude and once freed would lavish you in praise. It gave me some confused feelings. Not that they actually had anything to look at but, come on, they're naked. That was way further than thirteen year old me had ever been with any woman.

That's enough of my sad recounting of my misspent youth.

>>29483768
She was talking about the mosin she just bought and and how she she got a tear in the pants of her "re-enactment" costume. She fit the bill, small and cute but not so much goth. She had quite a few ear piercings though.

>>29468142
Unless she poses wit dat mosin!

>>29466480
2016 not finishing on your rape victims face.

>>29487579
Sounds degenerate to me.

I have the same fetish OP except i'm an american in nam who vaginally destroys a viet cong girl sniper.

>>29485755
fucking love that picture

>>29466074
Wut

>>29468912
fuck off with your scaly shit

liggers should all be fucking gassed

Bump for pics

>>29466648
>>29467169

Your idea of goth and mine are completely different OP.

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hey there /k/,

I just saw this image but i noticed it said 1.7 on it. is there a higher version of it or is that the latest one?

pic obviously related

>>29466103
then I guess it didn't happen