Baton thread What melee weapon would you have had during

>>29383661
Fire hose.

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>>29383661
Framing hammer.

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>>29383661
A hurley and a copious amount of Sliotars.
If youve ever gotten hit by one of these you know it fucking hurts.
t.Irish /k/unt

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>>29383661
Dis

>>29383724
Lucille?

Grandfather's shillelagh

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>>29383661

Dinner roll

>>29383746
N-negan?

>>29383813
Josh?

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>>29383770
all glory to the bread helmet

Brian?

>>29383724
Fuck yeah louisville

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>>29383661
A bull penis cane.

>>29383722
What fuckin sport is this
Or is it for potato farming

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My hatchet, just for style points

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>>29383661

>>29383724
>>29383746
Next cheap old wooden bat I see at a garage sale is becoming Lucile.
I should probably hurry before Negan appears on the show and bashes [spoiler]'s brains in.

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Too much..?

>>29383661
"Clankening"?
Also, I'd have myself a shovel. What can't you kill with a shovel?

>>29384429
A guy with two shovels.

>>29384496
In a world of shovels, the two shovel man is king.

>>29384100
>or is it potato farming aduhuhuhuhuhuh amirite fellas?
Whew

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>>29383722
Thíocfaidh ar lá

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>>29383724
made this one myself about a year ago. The barbed wire really doesn't do much but add a whole hell of a lot of weight to the end so that it packs a mean ass punch.

I wanted to use razor wire but it was pretty expensive so I went for classic barbed.

>>29383661

A gun.

>>29384031
Needs more weight

>>29384594
> get some wirecutters
> Go to secure compound
> Cut security fencing razor wire
> Make club
> Enjoy security cam footage of man steeling razorwire from fences

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Black face paint.....guaranteed to keep you safe

>>29384079
Come again?

A stolen sheet metal shield and some rebar like a true clanker.

>>29383661
What's the goal? Just to hold off police/push them back or to beat and kill people? For the first I'd just take any lighter baseball bat or a regular baton that could be swung quickly often without getting tired, for the second a flail would probably be quite effective at getting around shields/pulling shields away.

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>>29385458
Wow you must've been on dooms day preppers,.....

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>>29383661
Fire.

>>29386603
>slav lights a cigarette
>rolls a 20

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World's greatest melee weapon

>>29383724
>not a chandler

>>29383722
>t.Irish
I've only seen this recently, but copiously, is it a secret irish saying for gay buttsecks?
t.florida

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>>29384306
>TFW just finished reading Black Tide Rising.
>TFW no psychotic jailbait muscle-girl waifu with halligan
>TFW there can be no appropriate face for this.

>>29385228
A cane made by tanning and hardening a bull penis and inserting a metal rod through it. What more can you ask for?

Take out my ace tennis racket
It has copper strings
Field car battery backpack
Wire backpack to tennis racket
????
Profit

>>29389554
This would also be great for returning tear gas canisters and flashbang grenades.

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>>29383885
How did that whole nation not have any normal helmet?

>>29389246

Two of them.

>>29391024
In one.

>>29391041

>in me

Ftfy

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>>29389554
I like the way you think.

>>29388519
It's Finnish and means 'regards'

t. knower

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Spear, tomahawk, and Bowie. Accept no substitutes. In the land of faggots with clubs, the man with a spear is king.

>>29392333
Why are there so many mirrors on that moped? Is it a law in whatever country this photo was taken in?

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>>29383661

A shotgun.
/thread

>>29394990
We need that webm of the riot cop playing real-life DooM.

>>29386129
Oh shit the notch is back and more notchier!

>>29388560
hello electrician.

>>29384505
what happens when two two shovel men collide?

>>29388560
>dat filename

>>29389554
This guy has definitely played dead island

>>29394934
It's actually a style thing dating back to the 60's. It was a british youth subculture called mods

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>>29384429
pic related comrade.

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>>29395075

>>29383661

Remember when protesters were being shot from the hotel.

Remember some video of an unmarked car pulling up and some guy pulled several ar15s out of his trunk, near said hotel? I do.

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>>29383661
Flail, for getting around riot shields.

>>29397265
Are the specific details on incident known?

Why is that cop all on his own?