Hey you Rhodesian fetishists, my dad fought (accidentally) in

Tell him he was a fucking pogue.

>>29252399

have a bump.

>>29252399
Nope.

Have a nice day, OP. Try not to suck too many cocks.

>>29252399
When was he in? How did he get there in the first place? What unit was he in?

>>29252399
How the fuck do you accidentally fight?

Was he piss drunk when he signed up?

>>29252434
>>29252423

k den.

>>29252399
>>29252447 <-- This.

How does one accidentally fight in a foreign war?

>>29252448
Don't listen to them, that's just the stuff you'll have to put up with here

>>29252399
Didn't happen.

Don't care.

>>29252442
He was a pathfinder, and seeing as how pathfinders are attached to other units instead of being stationed together, he was attached to an ASA unit guarding an NSA listening post in the British sector of Germany.

The US Army, in its infinite wisdom, assigned him as an attaché to an SAS unit, who subsequently traveled down to South Africa on a training exercise.

While in SA, a rebel offensive brushed the border, and the SAS went in to help sort it out, dragging the him into Rhodesia for about 30 days. After the fact, both the UK and US gov. silenced him due to the action being unauthorized and against their official stances.

>>29252529
Pics or it didn't happen.
Timestamp with your father or it didn't happen.

>>29252643
This. Also dick or boy pucci with timestamp.

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>>29252643
Pics of what? Do you really expect pics of such a specific event when I couldn't even find any papers on the organization of the SAS in that time frame?

And sure, I'll call my dad up just so I can prove a skeptical babby on 4chan wrong.

Take it or leave it, you're on a Chilean Egg-Packing Collective.

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>>29252712
>I'll call my dad up just so I can prove a skeptical babby on 4chan wrong.

I thought you were already in contact with him anyways? Aren't we supposed to be asking him questions through you?

Your little story is falling apart, Bucko. Might as well admit that this entire thread is built on lies and deceit.

>>29252399
Anything critical that was in short supply?

>>29252399
Did he get to wear those fab as fuck combat shorts?
Does he still have them?

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>>29252529
That's pretty cool

So why did they go into Rhodesia at all and why for so long if the commies only brushed the boarder? As it was unauthorized, how come they didn't get buttfucked by command?

Where can I get Rhodie short shorts?

>>29252881
>covert advertising questiom detected

Public service announcement: The rhodesian camo project will never finish. It was destined to fail and be "in progress" forever so Nugget Enterprises can have an excuse to perpetually shill and advertise on /k/.

>>29252848
No, unfortunately.

>>29252824
He said he wasn't clean the entire time, and lived mostly on rations. A typical long patrol, I suppose.

>>29252902
huh? the short short's weren't even camo'd...

Zealous much?

>>29252881
By brushed, I meant shot at them while they were training with their newly acquired Alouettes. Local SA SAS command approved a small incursion to show them not to let the war spill over, though word didn't get to the British command until they returned. The Brits saw it as justified, but hushed it up for obvious reasons. Dad's US command was pissed, but realized their corner cutting measures did it.

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>>29252978
Fair enough

Dad's a lucky man

>>29252969
I don't take stupid risks, surplusshit.