Hi K, fit here, Im a gun noob but have a question. If I steal

>>29202802
What state?

Also the most /fit/ way to kill yourself is to just go full retard with the gear.

Get big, die huge. Have to get put in an extra wide casket just to accommodate your quads.

>>29202802

No, he will be fine. Go ahead and an hero. Live stream it for /b/.

>/fit/

You're only slightly more tolerable than /pol/. If you were from /pol/ ID squeeze the trigger for you.

Nah your friend should be fine op

Also just go full punisher and waste some nig nogs before you die, make the world a better place as your opus magnum

>>29202828
>You're only slightly more tolerable than /pol/
Found the DYEL fatty.

>>29202802
Killing yourself means the enemy wins.
Doing it this way means your friend gets in trouble and, even if he escapes it, feels extra guilt.
You must really hate your friend and like your enemies.

>>29202834
I don't want to waste away in bed until I die a year or two later. I want people to remember me when I was lively and able to do things with them.

>>29202833

Had to Google DYEL.

No, I don't you steroid faggot. I was a lean green fighting machine back in the day.

Eat a dick muscle milk gym rat, wrong board.

Do us a favor and buy a bow, then go down in a blaze of glory. The news stories will be amazing. Plus youll pull the heat off guns and piss off the progressives.

>>29202875
I don't want to kill anyone tho

>>29202869
>I was a lean green fighting machine back in the day.
Yeah sure, 200lbs ago when you didn't need a rascal and insulin just to head out to the range.

Stay buttblasted, chubs.

>>29202859
Doesn't mean you have to make your grandfather and friend feel like shit as well as give anti gunners more shit to throw at gun owners

>we could have stopped this if we kept the guns away blah blah blah

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>>29202886
>I don't want to kill anyone tho
>hey /k/ I want to kill myself

Scarface a mountain of blow or something. Suicide by gun is just so lame.

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>>29202859
Self inflicted gunshotnis one of the shottiest ways to suicide. You either shoot yourself in the head and risk butchering it (become a vegetable) and/or have a closed casket or you shoot yourself somewhere else and wait however long to bleed out while suffering. On top of that, your grandfather and friend will feel responsible since they provided you the tools.

>FOID card
And since you live in a Nazi antigun state, they will try to pen the blame on them somehow for letting you use their shit or not having them stored properly where you couldn't take them. He will also probably never get his shotgun back asshole.

If you absolutely have to kill yourself, don't involve others in your poor decisions. Just fucking close your garage, start up your car and listen to some music or something until you gas yourself out.

That said, you're a faggot for talking about doing this when you don't even know what your doctor is going to say.

>>29203015
>a self-inflicted gunshot is one of the shittiest ways to suicide

Fixed

>>29202802
Just give up the /fit/ life and eat fucking everything until you die.

>>29203046
>eat fucking everything until you die
>giving up the /fit/ life

Gotta eat big to get big senpai

if you want to go out like a faggot while pushing 100% of the guilt to your friend, go ahead

>>29202888

No.

I was an 0311 that is 5'11 and 160 pounds.

Hence the "lean and green" reference.

Fat asses on /k/ can kill you Arnold. They have guns and your gains can't stop bullets.

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>>29203064
>5'11 and 160 pounds.
I didn't know they let girls be riflemen. Is that a recent thing?

>>29203098
Say that to muh face, faggot.

>>29203108
Sure thing, babe, but I'm going to have to kinda squat down to do it.

>>29203119

>squat down

OK, you can squat to pee. I won't judge that pee sitting down.

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>>29203135
>muhreen "banter"

Well, you didn't end up a grunt because you were smart. At least you tried.

>>29203152

You didn't show me up with that reply.

Actually I tested high.

At least you tried.

>>29202802
Jesus fuck man. Rope. Step stool.

Or if that's too much work, OD on something. Take a bath with your toaster, piss on the third rail. Go find a cougar, poke it in the eye. Go into your garage, seal any holes in it up with Plastic and duct tape, turn on the car and chillax while the carbon monoxide does it's thing.

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>>29203173
>Actually I tested high.
>marine infantry

All behold King Manlet

>>29203187

Nice meme, not.

I'll give you your (you).

>>29203203
>not
Holy fuck is it 2007 again?

>>29203207

Yep.

Not.

BTW that's more a 90's thing. You epic failed, there's your 2007.

The fuck's people laughing about 5" 11'? It's above average.

>>29203336
Forget it Jake, it's /fit/.

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>>29203368

I have a pretty face. But I prefer the term handsome, weeb.

>>29203336
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>>29203368
I'm 5'5, but I also don't even lift and am a wannabe trap, so meh.

>>29202802
Gunshot is a shit way to go. A lot of people die slowly. I.e. Expect pain for a while if it's not perfect. It's not the movies.

Car = carbon monoxide. No pain. Quiet. Literally less mess.

Also get help. You can do better.

Exit bag.

Using a firearm or anythibg related to a firearm will only add to gun related death/violence statistics that will be used to ban firearms.

Don't use a gun, there have been serveral other tried and true methods for this sort of thing.

I would also highly recommend not taking your own life in the first place.

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>>29203368
>This is what /fit/ believes

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>>29203215

Jesus will you two just fuck each other and get it over with? You can cut the sexual tension with a knife in this thread