Do you think if I e-mailed this to Kel-Tec they would make it?

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>>28903555
>electrify the bullets

Wat

>>28903555
>Electrify bullets

wat

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someone cap this please

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>>28903589
Thank me later

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>>28903589

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>>28903555
>electrify the bullets
This reminds me of an idea I had to put dowsing rods in a bullet to steer it towards. Since animals are mostly water, there is no reason not to make water seeking bullets.

Have you emailed any of these hair brained ideas you've conceived while huffing silver spray paint and turpentine to keltec yet? Fuck this has to be the third one of these this week I've seen....

Looks legit as fuck OP, you should email them to FNH USA instead

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>>28903652
wait are you telling me these are all totally different methhead ms paint doodle ideas? I could have sworn this was copypasta.

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>>28903645
>dowsing rods

>>28903692

Nah, S&W seem like a better fit.

Their MP line too.

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>>28903589
mine's better

>>28903555

No one's gonna drill their gas block to power their tritium.

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>>28903745
Bring it

>>28903759
What if it powered a noise cancelling speaker?

>>28903705
lurk moar faggot

>>28903707
They work though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOyvA1bO_rs

My only concern is the high concentration of water in babies.

>>28904037
Or you could just have a speaker that changes the sound of the gun, like lasers or something.

pew pew

>>28903645

Fucking Genius

This fucking thread

>>28904417
Someone e-mail the Brady campaign

I came up with a linear generator in the bolt carrier as a power source for a piezoelectric fire rate reducer acting on the hammer.

>>28903555
>recharges the tritium

I hate to break it to you bud, but tritium doesn't illuminate because it's electrically charged. It glows because it's radio active.

It's half-life is about 12 years, which is why all "night" sights that use tritium dim substantially after that time. The tritium that was there, giving off a little light, literally isn't there anymore, as it's decomposed into different elements and whatnot.

You don't need a battery or a generator, just more tritium. In fact, that's the only thing that works.

Cheers.

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>>28903555
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>>28906616

Edit: ...into different "particles"...

There are no elements lighter than hydrogen (tritium is a hydrogen isotope).

A lot of good this physics degree is doing me :P

>>28904417
BAN ASSAULT DOWSING NOW!

>>28906616
What if we used led's they're brighter anyway.

>>28903555
where five by five in the pipe

>>28904417
No they fucking don't you imbicile. Dowsers are just like psychics and other woo mongers: they're stage magicians pretending to have real powers.

>>28907108
The technology is hundreds of years old. You don't survive for that long by being a fake. Maybe instead of just trying to tear everybody down you ought to build up some new ideas yourself.

http://www2.connect.ab.ca/~tylosky/

>>28907342
Then how come dowsers fail every single double blind scientific test ever?

>>28907425
That's not how science works.

>>28907462
Yes it is, have you seen any tests at all?

>>28907462
>if I just call dousing rods science, then it's totally not make believe shit

>>28903555

>recharge the tritium
>electrify the bullets

I too smoke meth, and I like your ideas

>>28903555
>Recharge tritium
You can't do that with electricity bruh.

You need to shove a depleted uranium round in your rectum, and ejaculate over the tritium surface to boost its reaction mass. After the radioactive semen is absorbed, your tritium will be brighter than a thousand suns.

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>>28903555
>recharging tritium iron sights.
How many chromosomes do you have currently.

>>28907542
More than enough.

>>28907610
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>28903555
>recharges the tritium
>recharging something that isn't electrical

wut da fuq

>>28907610
>More than enough
Two audible chuckles!

>>28907665
You could use it to charge a particle accelerator aimed at the tritium sights iand mount refilable neutron canister as a VFG.
>Nb4 "think if I email that idea to the state department they'll make it for me?"

>>28907610
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

>>28907052
The point of putting a radioluminescent night sight on a gun is that you won't need to fuck around with batteries or charging or anything like that. You just have the sight there, glowing, always. No on or off, no discharging batteries, just radioactive decay.

>>28907823
but if the gun charges itself, it would be better, no half life.

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>>28907542
>>28907610

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Can you even charge tritium?
I thought they only died down after a few years because of its half-life?

>>28907868
Look into diminishing returns. It's cheaper, and more reliable just to use trituim.

Most LED's are probably too bright to have pointed into the shooter's eye at night, and if you just wanted to up-light the front post, you'd end up with a frongmt sight that gives away your position. Since your MS Paint drawing doesn't have amything fucking labeled, I don't see whether you're trying to generate a load inductively around the barrel, or you're trying to have gas impinge on something inside of your little charging module. Either way, the gun isn't going to have anywhere near enough bullets running through it to charge your cell. I don't see any charge protection for your cell either.

>>28907708
If you make a tiny efficient particle accelerator call any science group ever. You just made what people have,tried to for tears

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>>28903774

>>28908000
It's easy to see that you want to sound smart but you haven't taken into account any of the context or just text. It's quite obvious that it's a DI system. A dim LED is quite attainable and will run on minimal charge for a very very long time.

You've put trying to look smart over actually trying to be smart.

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>>28903555
>recharging tritium

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>>28903645

>americans

>>28908119
>wants to recharge a tritium sight using electricity
>gets told that won't work
>wants to put an LED on a front sight, and power it off of a cell that is "charged by the gun" through direct impingement
>tries to claim intellectual superiority

Please, list your components for this DI battery charger. I'm not saying it's impossible to run an LED off of a battery, I'm saying you won't be able to charge that battery with direct impingement, and that it's not a very good idea to put LED's on your irons.

Just think about it. The gun spends a fraction of a second with gas in the gas system, and much more of its time is spent not firing. You would be better off putting a hand crank on the side and charging it that way.

>>28904037
This isn't the worst idea I've ever heard.

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>>28908416
>can't tell anonymous apart from anonymous
>calls anonymous out on claiming intelectual superiority

also, this thread is comedy gold. keep 'em coming, boys!

>>28908471
Still won't work.

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>>28907610
I audibly laughed

>>28908108
Charge your phone, Randy.

>>28908053
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a12564/cheaper-micro-sized-particle-accelerators-are-now-possible-15987492/

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>>28908108

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>>28907610
GG no re