Holy shit If this isn't /k/ the movie, I don't know

>>28608018
It has guns and loli natalie portman. What makes you think we haven't seen it a hundred times already?

>>28608018
>Why haven't you watched this masterpiece yet /k/?
>implying
Why have you only now gotten around to it?

>>28608048
Seriously, this.

>>28608018
everyone has seen this

EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i swear, i've been watching gary oldman in movies for 20 years, and i'm still not completely sure what his normal voice sounds like.

>>28608018
Any self-respecting /k/umguzzler has seen it at least a couple times, newfriend.

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>extended version

My fucking dick

'Extended' indeed

>>28608086
I prefer to think it's the voice he uses when playing Zorg in The Fifth Element.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt1W0F0yObg

Happy 15th birthday you absolute toilet.

>>28608079
Nice

Oldman is by far the best part of that movie.

reno is in a lot of /k movies. 47 ronin is one of my all time favorite movies

>>28608018
>corrupt government agent

Isn't that a bit redundant?

>>28608018
I didn't like all the profanity.

The entire SWAT scene in Leon is basically what happens when you have a shit team in RB6 Siege.

>>28608167
Kek

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>>28608206

>that moment when his hand comes down and shuts the door behind them

>>28608018
I had a perfect webm for this thread but now I can't find it, and I'm too lazy to recreate it.

It started at 0:21 and went to the end of this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OKyvPaR5NY

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>>28608018
Good. Now it's time to read something.

>>28608018
Why have you seen it in 2016 and not in the 90s like all normal /k/omrads?

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>>28608018
If you liked Leon there's a good chance you'll like Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai. I watched it a couple of years ago and I really liked it.

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>>28608191

>>28608018
>muh chilluns
>muh lack of gun knowledge
>muh "hero because he kills police officers just trying to do their job"
>muh edge
>muh lolibait
Think I'll pass.

>>28608292
[nostalgia intensifies]

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>>28608018
A movie that i'd like to recommend is Dear Wendy, a great movie about autists fetishising guns.

>>28608018
... it's my most watched movie on Netflix. Why are you just now getting around to it?

>>28608292
God that movie was horrible...

>>28608325

>muh reddit

See you later bernie

>>28608292
Fucking amazing movie. Bushido. Soundtrack by RZA

>>28608292

Few other movies have managed to make me cringe so much.

>>28608086
Brittish, but with all the acting and accents he plays, he kinda lost his accent, so he had to learn to get it back.

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There is the one too!

>>28608292
>>28608428
>>28608505
>>28608539
As you can clearly tell this movie is of the "love it or hate it" variety.

>>28608365
TRIGGER DISCIPLINE FUCK

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>>28608048
>loli natalie
das it mane

>>28608069
fuck this shitty art style shit.
style is shit
artist is shit for working in it
image a shit

>>28608018
>If this isn't /k/ the movie, I don't know what is
I think you missed the parts where there is exercising.

>>28608297
It would have been better without it is all, that and all the yelling. The constant yelling of profanity was not enjoyably watched. I get it, they're trashy people but realizing that she was trashy and jet little brother would have grown up to be just like his profanity yelling father does not a better movie make. You wouldn't have that unpleasantness from John Wayne or Travis Haley. Leon didn't cuss because he was the good guy but I didn't need to be exposed to it at all

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>>28609034
>I didn't need to be exposed to it
no seriously
where do you think we are?

>>28608079
And now I want to see it again.

>>28608143
his character made me soooo mad.
but hey, that's cops for you. corrupt and evil to the core, worse than those they label "criminals"

>>28608148
You're thinking of just 'Ronin'

>>28609034
not sure if bait or you are that much of an actual faggot

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>>28608782

>>28609226
It's just trashy. I guess that was the point of them talking like that, so you wouldn't be upset when they died.

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>>28609631
>fictional movie character deaths upset me
are you literally a twelve year old girl?

>>28608455
>typing "Reddit" in greentext now counts as an argument

>>28609750
yes :3

>>28609209
I liked Ronin, but honestly it's just too boring and slow for me.

I'd probably never watch it for a 3rd time.

>>28609750
Not that guy, but I generally have a harder time feeling empathy for real people than I do for fictional characters (close family being the exception).

>>28609034
>profanity and such makes me uncomfortable because I'm so out of touch with reality anything resembling it scares me
John Wayne's movies are fucking boring because they're sanitary piles of shit. Clint Eastwood's westerns and just about anything else are far superior.

>>28608018

>Natalolie Portman

Humbert approves of this Portmanteau

>>28608018
Yeah and the main character is pedo. Fits /k/ like a glove

>>28611389
*ephebophile

>>28611389
Actually she tries to get him to fuck her and he refuses so
Confirmed for not watching the movie and being a 100% dumbfuck

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>All these loli Natalie Portman post

>>28610843

This is about as high brow a post as anyone will ever see on here

>>28610764
>John Wayne's movies are fucking boring because they're sanitary piles of shit.
Fuck off, True Grit was gr8.

>>28608325
>>muh chilluns
Saving a child from both her shitty life with her loser parents, and her future of killing people that she wanted
>>muh lack of gun knowledge
Doesn't imply anything in the movie about guns really as far as I remember
>>muh "hero because he kills police officers just trying to do their job"
it's called an anti-hero, not everyone has to be 100% righteous
>>muh edge
an interesting story is edgy now?
>>muh lolibait
Talking about a young girl trying to understand her sexuality too serious for you senpai?

0/10 I think you should go back to Transformers.

>>28610843
+1

>>28608018

Was Leon French or Italian?

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>>28612242
French ofc

>>28608079
Oldman is such a boss he was great in that movie, great in the Dark Knight Movies, and stole the show in the robocop reboot great actor

>>28608325
>>muh "hero because he kills police officers just trying to do their job"
Literally everyone he kills (except the end scene swat team) was corrupt as fuck.

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>>28608048

>watching it with wife slightly buzzed, say out loud I'd bone loli Natalie
>our collective reactions

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>>28608123
Sides in orbit atm.

>>28611791
Yeah because they changed the script. Such a shame.

>>28612660
Who else was there?

>>28612242

Italian in the story

French IRL

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Nikita is also quite nice : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxg_DjlkaMA

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>>28612660
lol

>>28614720
The bull

>>28612660
Disgusting

I bet you smiled during the no bra scene.

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>>28614897
>not picking Hammerli and Bridget

>>28616486

>no bra scene

So... All of them?

>>28608680
Meh it was kinda stupid, its like some video game adaptation except without video games

The fat guy from Blue Ruin is a confirmed /k/unt. Trigger discipline, proper terminology, hoards guns, "QCB" mentioned like 4 times, overweight neckbeard, and generally a nice guy who waits to his buddy has a gun to his head to cap the attacker so it's "legal".

>>28608248
THE moment!

>>28608048
11 years old = child porn

>>28608086
Brit, yes. Here's an interview with an oddly /k/ theme.
http://youtu.be/dYzaG0B0qY

>>28619379
Well shit. I wish YouTube share links worked. Fuckers. Basically he's on a UK chat show and talking about he's a general, screaming, in Call of Duty.

>>28619402
It's called 'Gary Goldman on his screaming role in call of duty - the Graham Norton Show on BBC America'

>>28608292
It's such a bad movie, but I love it.

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"The Quick and the Dead" 1995
Sam Raimi
Sharon Stone
Gene Hackman
Russel Crowe
Leonaro DeCaprio

So cheezy, so fun.

>>28619452

If nothing else, the old mafia guys were great in that movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzQacZB0NRw

>>28619504
all was well until the ultradramatic backflip of the main villain at the end. if you get a weird itch while watching the movie, know it was directed by a woman. actually, the woman playing the heroine

>>28608292

It as 90s as romeo and juliette with Leo

>>28608796
Anon, draw us a picture then.

>>28608796
Cool down, spergy mcsperg

>>28608048
>loli

Disgusting.

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>>28620274
>loli

This is /k/, not /b/.

>>28619528
>fun old mafia guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf1iKPo8qss

>>28609750
I cried like a bitch at the end of Gran Torino
Clint's character was so likable and his ultimate sacrifice really hit home

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>>28608069
mfw bad art

>>28608069
I like this art, it harkens back to something old for me; I don't care what idiots on a 10th century tapestry sewing machine think.

>>28620437
I did get a little choked up at that.
mostly because in the weeks prior I had watched all of his westerns and several of his other movies and was expecting him to kick some ass, save the day, and deliver some quotable one liner.

kind of the opposite experience to reading several Okamoto Lynn manga then reading the Allumage oneshot.

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>>28608206
I really can't be arsed to play RB6 Siege. The game has no doors.

Yes, a room clearing/cqb game with no - fucking - hold the press - doors.

>>28617709
ya, ben seems like a pretty legit dude.

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>there was supposed to be a scene where Leon walks in on Matilda in the shower but Portman's parents demanded it be cut

>>28621326
>it be cut
Is the implication they had already shot it?
Because that means the crew saw her naked, and makes me envious on all kinds of levels

>>28622644
probably demanded the scene be cut from the script

>>28622644
That was just part of an earlier rough draft. Nothing was ever shot.

>>28609034
>profanity
>cuss
>trashy
are you an old woman or something?

>>28614897
apart from muh Deagle, this looks pretty awesome.

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Mustachio'd Man is much more /k/

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>>28622855

>>28622855

>terrible trigger discipline

Would not operate with

>>28620199
>draw us a picture then.
ok retard breath, how about my butt and ur face?, lol
you=REKTnoob

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>>28623301
>not understanding what trigger discipline even is

>>28623301
Trigger discipline when he's on instant aiming at the badie.
>Condescendingmaymay.jpg

>>28622855
What's the movie

>>28623437
Sick Car, Rio

>>28623437

C. Cario

>>28623449
>>28623470
K

>>28623437
Boku no Pico: Border Town Rendevous

>>28623437
Sicario