>2016 >anon still hasn't enlisted in the VDV what

if 2016 i drop my neet life and join the vdv

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>>28452017

>>28452004
Im waiting for them to approve my citizenship, but I'm not going VDV, I'm going for interior ministry or something anti terror.

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I'm enlisting in alfa

>>28452017
holy FUCK that was close

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>>28452004
Sorry OP, I prefer my buttsex consensual and not involving pool cues

>>28452169
I thought Russians were anti-gay? Why would they make love to other men?

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>>28452185
I certainly wouldn't call it "love"

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>>28452298
w-w-wut is it then

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>>28452362
Endurance training

Well I don't know Russian... So that'd be pretty difficult.

>>28452378
So that's why they wear ass armor

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>>28452038
>Going into Russia
Enjoy the low pay, shit infrastructure and corrupt as fuck police.
t. Russan

>>28452004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlQ6KqTlyfk

>>28452004
>joining the rape club just to be killed in Syria or Ukraine while on "vacation"
nah bruh

i am not russian and i dont want to be hazed

>>28454214
>rape club
That only encourages the people on this board to defect to Russian, stop Anon!

>>28454204
Russians still have good propaganda I see.

>>28452169
>that comic

10/10 would monolith again