This walks up to you at the range and slaps your GF on the

>>28406383
I take my dick out and ask if he wants to suck it. gtfo out of here with your dumb fucking thread

>>28406383
Pull out a picture of him from my wallet and ask for his autograph

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His clone is close by and slaps YOU on the ass

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>>28406383
Dangle a Japanese Type 5 in his face and tell him to suck my dick.

Thank him for complementing my choice in women

>>28406430
I lose the strength in my legs and fall to my knees as I orgasm

>>28406383
Steal his Viagra. Danger has been averted

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Quickly throw a bunch of prototype firearms at him and make my quick escape as he frankly reviews all of them.

>>28406383
Cut off that ponytail with my katana.

>>28406430
ay bb u wan sum fuk

>>28406575
Respectable # of points/Total possible points.

>>28406575
FRANKLY.

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Does anyone else think that Ian just sits around in his giant quonset hut watching dragon ball (on vhs) and dry firing a steyr 1912 at the screen all day?

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>>28406383
Get on the phone with my wife and tell her who I just met.

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>>28406702

Congratulate him on choosing the right path since I honestly thought he was gay.

>>28406853
He has a wife or did have at one time

>>28406383
I tell him I'll bring the camera back there so I can take a closer look

>>28406853
>I honestly thought he was gay.

Unfortunately he is not. I bet he owns at least one dragon dildo though.

>>28406383
I have a girlfriend?

>>28407816
Ian?

>>28406957
>or did have at one time
Yeah, that was until he found out that he couldn't love her as much as he loved historical and rare firearms.

>>28406853
>>28406957
>>28407711
Wait... I thought he and Karl were married.

Shoot him in the throat and cut that faggot ass pony tail off for a trophy.

>>28408284
You filthy piece of shit should be grateful to have him slap your woman's ass

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Question:If Ian was to make a show on TV,would you watch it?
pic related,it's Ian camo.

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>>28407664
Kek'd

>>28406383
Best variation of this I've seen was:

"This guy walks up and slaps your target on the ass. What do?"

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>>28408284
>commiting heresy against Gun Jesus

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>>28408328
Is that even a question?

>>28408328
TV is a dying medium

>>28406383
Slap his ass in return.

The man is following through on the ass-man tradition of slapping nice asses. And I'll be damned if I don't follow that tradition as well.

>>28408948
eye rolls everywhere

>>28409061
>More and more people cutting cords
>Paying for sub services like netflix, HBO go, etc
>Or just pirating shows

Face it, anon. TV is dying. Internet productions are the future

>>28409061
Inb4 pulled out of ass "facts"

Ask him what he he has at the range.

>>28406383
Hug him. And lick his cheek...

>>28409090
inb4 desperately googled sources

>>28406702
Hey, I made that pic!

Watch intently as he disrobes her and gives a slightly nervous dissertation about where she was born and her childhood.

>>28406383
Tell him my GF isn't old enough to interest him and refuse to contribute to his page.

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>>28408284

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>>28406383

>>28406383
Smile and look knowingly at Karl Kasarda because our girlfriends are totally down with some girl-on-girl action.

>>28406853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5UH4Z6hhYg


is wife
12/10 will bang

>>28412043
WTF does he throw down at the end?

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Ominus Dominus Keeptapco Offofus

>>28412402
a coconut

>>28412043
I can't stop watching this.

>>28412402
thought it was a broken kettle bell

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>>28412314
>14/88 would repopulate the aryan race with

>>28412534
that trout will be your penis

>>28406853
>>28412314
I seriously thought he was gay also.

>>28412417
Gun Jesus died for your rights.

>>28412314

You can see her shooting also, starting from 07:00. She's cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umfn__lVA_I

>>28414238
Of course Ian would marry Peppermint Patty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUIPfkxZaO8

Ian's old lady also sings country classics

>>28406575

/thread

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>>28414363
Ian's so fuckin cool holy shit.

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>>28412314
>>28414238
>>28414363
>gun autist weirdo
>lives in a concrete mini hangar bunker he built innadesert
>still manages to get a qt wife
Got dang Ian's the man

>>28406450
Underrated ghost

>>28414238
I wonder if a Submachine Gun based off the F2000 would be successful...

>>28406383

Call him a know-nothing faggot and shoot him in the brain

>>28406432
Aw man. Gay Chief O'Brien is going to beam them all over here.

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>>28406383
Ian-senpai noticed me!

>>28412402
It looks like a cannon ball to me.

I can actually see Ian throwing a cannon ball at a bitch.

>>28406383
Suck his dick. Duh. Next question?

>>28412417
> Feeling unknown
> And your all alone
> Flesh and bone by the telephone
> Pick up receiver, I'll make you a believer

>>28412417
>you'll never be Ian-Jesus killing Hebrews with a Martini-Henry in .577

>>28406605
are you gonna to keep it and wear it with your fedora?

Pull him down by his pony tail and give him a haircut

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>>28417201
>implying he would be as cool and have the same aesthetic if he didn't have the ponytail

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>>28406769
file name

>>28406713
>underrated/10

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>>28414363
Absolutely based.
>mfw i wanna do this

>>28406575
This desu senpai

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>>28406432
k

>y-you too

Requesting picture of Ian's ass captioned along the lines of "maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight"

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>>28406383
>I'm never cleaning this stock again...
>mfw ammosexual gun nut and gf is raifu

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make his twin shoot him cross range

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derail

>>28412043
ian-kun is just being tsundere~~

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>>28414363
>ian will never be a bartender at a range&bar that specialized in historical firearms

>>28406383
just shoot him in the head lol and say it was self defense or something

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>implying I have a gf
>inplying I wouldn't ride Ian like a pony
He's got a cute butt, and long luxurious hair, and a sweet and calm demeanor.

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>>28416484
You do realize the P90 exists right?

They share the same selector disk.

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>>28406383
Slap his prototypes on the buttstock.

Repeatedly.

>>28416100
thats a pretty rare pepe right there

>>28416100
Now thats rare..
Jesus

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>>28406383

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>>28423014
Here's your reply. Now fuck off back to /b/.

>>28423014
If you don't have any weapons, tits or gtfo. Also, no one is interested in you here, this is /k/, we're all pretty much faggots on some level. That's why we hate them.

>>28409061
I bet you think newspapers will make a comeback too

Slap his ass

Have you seen his ass?
It's a pretty great ass
I wouldn't even be the first

>>28424683
yes

>>28424678
>being this new

>>28412043
Is that the kettle ball from the terminator match?

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>>28414363
>Ian is a gun hippie

>>28423014
I remember this image, I seriously haven't seen this in years

>>28414363
That qt is only 27...? Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk me

>>28423014

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out!

>>28423856
That killed my sides, I'm saving it

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>>28428372
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

>>28412043

I'd pay to watch a gay porn with Ian and Andrew.

anyone got a picture of his wife? Genuinely curious.

>>28428436
read the thread homo

>>28428444
My bad, i just did. She looks like my gramma.

>>28428452
bit rude desu

>you will never sample Ian's Elderberry mead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0AUx1AzSYQ

>>28406383
Tell him his armor is sitting too low and he's going to die.

Then while he's distracted shoot him just below the neck with a .22

Frankly i would suck his dick and watch him use his dick like a punch to field strip my gf

>>28406469
This desu senpai then I would let him open my asshole like the worn yet well-oiled bolt of an FG42

>>28407816
SHIT GUYS GET IN HERE! BRING THE CAMERA IN FOR A CLOSER LOOK!

>>28412043
Full video of this?

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>>28406383
>he works with camo pants

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>>28428984

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>>28429113

>>28428984
yes they are thuff and they dont burn

surpluss cotton army pants best shit to weld in all day

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>>28406383
Offer to sell her for a luger.

>>28428614
He explains why in the first 30 second of the video

>>28423014
your guns