"Anon, did you REALLY need to bring your CC to dinner with

>>28406138
>concealed means concealed

>>28406138
What you're mom doesn't see won't hurt her.

>>28406138
That's why it's called fucking CONCEALED carry

Now get cooking whore

>upsetting mom
>when dad will approve
and we all know whos word matters more in a household

>>28406157
triggered

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>mfw orphan

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>>28406138

>>28406157
what if he's a cuck?

>>28406138
WHAT PART OF "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" DONT YOU UNDERSTAND

>>28406147
*your

>>28406144
"She's gonna feel it when she goes in to hug you, anon. Don't be a smartass with me."

>>28406188
Fucking cell phone.

>>28406196
>hugging the in laws

>>28406138

I have no idea what you're talking about, Adele.

Also, a Bordeaux with a cheddar dish? Where are we, the midwest?

>>28406196
>hugging around the waist
am I dating my gf's mom?

>>28406196
Shut your slack jawed whore mouth bitch

Don't want to lose any more teeth do you?

>>28406262
>Not having a Mares Leg on your back beneath your dinner coat for close encounters

"Wow mom I didn't know you had x-ray vision? How did you see through my jacket and waistband?"

>>28406196
"Who hugs their in-laws? And don't you take that tone with me."

>not having a gf whose mother has a concealed carry permit
>what are you even doing anon?