FREE AKs for GAYS NEW SOCIAL ENTITLEMENT PROGRAM what

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>tfw too poor to afford an AK
>tfw no bf

if only...

>>28353303

I just might suck a dick or two for a preban Polytech, not gonna lie...

>>28353303
I SURE DO LOVE COCK!

>>28353303
its pretty gay

/k/ is not gay, faggots please remove yourselves

>>28353303
I'd kill a few and take theirs

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>>28353376
newfag

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>>28353303
Why can you not buy magazines decorated this way?

Why can I not buy an ak47 that looks like this in real life that is a functioning model?
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/124341639684701585/

>>28353303
Is there a test or do i just need to talk with a lisp to receive my free ak?

>>28353408
fagfag

>>28353303
I suddenly want my prostate massaged by a random benis.

>>28353376
Newfag detected. /k/ is the gayest blue board.

>>28353431
Why not just buy one and paint it yourself? I though the gays were supposed to be artistic. Youre a bad gay.

>>28353431
Because people don't like to ruin nice guns

>>28353303
Where do I apply?

>>28353303
Geez, I sure am feeling gay for dick right about now.

>>28353431
>Buy AK.
>Buy Cerakote.
>Go gay.
>???
>Profit!!!!

>>28353450
I thought lgbt was the gayest blue board

>>28353512
Nah, just the tranniest

>>28353317
>>28353347
gay for pay it is

>>28353303
Is it a transferable select fire model?
I mean I'm already gay either way but I'd like to know.

>>28353512
Lol no.

>>28353303
Give them IOs, should weed them out and save taxpayer dollars

>>28353512
Trans=/=gay

>>28353303
I'd be gay in a heartbeat if it got me an AK.

>>28353535
^^^Interesting get
If it is a transferable full retard milled '47, I will literally suck benis and enjoy it.

>>28353431
Its just paint you dweeb.

>>28353570
I'd suck mad dick for a full retard AK-74 with a GP-25

I already have a Saiga sporter. Do I get another AK? Does my boyfriend get one even if we're in the same household? Can I sell it after? Or maybe I should sell the Saiga and accept the unfucked AKs, then use Saiga funds for a Draco to top if off

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>>28353553
>is a girl
>likes girls
>thinks shes a boy
>"becomes" a boy
>dates girls
>girl dating a girl
Seems pretty gay to me.

>>28353553
>>28353522
>Man who sucks sick of other men and takes it up the ass

ITS NOT GAY MAN, CUZ OF FEMALE CLOTHES AND LONG HAIR ITS NOT A MAN ITS A SHE also "feminine penis"

I would falsify my gayness to add another AK to my collection.... free guy say heeyyyyyy?

>>28353303
Does masturbating to bailey jay count?

Can i pick what ak i get or is it just out of a crate?

as a fag with an ak... im pretty okay with this.
>BAKELITES FOR STRAIGHTS
>METAL MAGS FOR TRU HOMOS
yussss

>>28353695
random drop bag. Could be a WASR10/63, could be Mikhail's personal ak.